What is your Battlecry

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Here's something different for every one

Type in your name and it will give you your battle cry

Here's mine


Lo! Who is that, prowling along the tundra! It is Webbo1, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts thunderously:

"I'm going to flog you so hard, Buddha will explode!!"

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Like this one......Cool Webbo

Mine is:

Stalking through the plains, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Morrigu! And she gives a booming cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"
 
Morrigu said:
Like this one......Cool Webbo

Mine is:

Stalking through the plains, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Morrigu! And she gives a booming cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"


Now that's a cool one
 
Mine is -

Lo! Who is that, striding on the tundra! It is Icr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you into a new dimension of pain, then bake cookies!"
 
MsTexas said:
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You could try right clicking on the link....properties and copy the address from there. That should work. :)
 
Lo! Who is that, striding across the tundra! It is Cheekygirl, hands clutching a meaty axe! She roars gutterally:
"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!"​
 
Sprinting through the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh MsTexas! And she gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to beat you so badly, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"


LOL

Very nice!
 
LOL, I like it....

Skulking amidst the cliffs, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Love Monster! And she gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to beat you until you scream like a banshee!"
 
Morrigu said:
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Thanks for the tip Morrigu

:rose:
 
"I'm going to brutalize you with such wanton cruelty, it will be a new form of crime!"
 
These are fantastic ladies....and a little un nerving lol :D
 
Hark! Who is that, running amidst the cliffs! It is Wankia, hands clutching a burning branch! She grunts mightily:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I plunder like a river of pure piranha!!!"


that is great, I love that.
 
Striding along the freeway, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Kendra! And she gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to torment you beyond the end of time, then make toast!!"​

I like toast! :D
 
Love this!

Prowling across the cliffs, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh AllWeWant! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to contort you into the stuff of nightmares, and grin like a fucking maniac!!!"
 
Running amidst the plains, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Daizie! And she gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to smack you into a fine spicy powder, then make toast!!"
 
Rampaging across the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Lorelei! And she gives a low howl:

"I'm going to punch you into the danger zone, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"


lol... thats hilarious. :)
 
Lo! Who is that, skulking amidst the wasteland! It is DLL, hands clutching a meaty axe! She bellows mightily:

"I'm going to spank you in such an unsafe manner, you'll age fifty years!!!"



this is funny!!! :p
 
Who is that, striding through the steppes! It is Secretlove, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves!
And with a spectacular roar, her voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey,
I desecrate until everything has croaked!!!"

LOL - thanks Webb - put a smile on top of my snarl. :catroar:
 
Prowling on the desert, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Molly! And she gives a mighty scream:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"


I needed the laugh... :rolleyes:
 
Zang! Who is that, sprinting on the fields! It is Frostyred, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She bellows vengefully:

"I'm going to smack you beyond the end of time, and plug you into a power plant!!""
 
Stalking along the wasteland, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Dreamingoflove! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!"
 
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