What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[ydahecnot]

Enough with those threads of trivial thought streams. What lustful thought is crossing your mind right now?

Damn, I wish I could find that shower video again.

Go!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I sure wish someone would kiss me.

 

[Shi_One81]

My brain is telling it - don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it
And she’s saying - oh, I’m gonna do it!

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh, to see an ass in sheerness

 

[barefootgirl69]

Settle down, the kids aren't even asleep yet.

 

[Asian_Flower]

My pussy is probably wanting more food. I just gave him some of his fave biscuits but the little rascal wants more.

 

[ydahecnot]

You rascal!

For Flower, not what my dick is thinking

 

[AnnyMouse28]

I'm lonely

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I'm lonely

My cock is definitely feeling the same way tonight.

 

[ydahecnot]

Man, that was a good release

 

[mynameisben]

"WTF? Even the TRASH gets taken out once a week."

 

[Shenanigans90]

You told me this was a sex site. WTF?

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I hope he doesn’t post in my thread

I really hope he does

 

[BadAmy]

Hey, I'm just happy to be here.

 

[ydahecnot]

What is my owner doing up this early?

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Go ahead; lick me.

 

[ydahecnot]

Go ahead; lick me.

If you are by yourself, good luck. If I could pull that off, I’d never leave the house

 

[CleverCowardice]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

Yeah, he's one of them theater pricks.

 

[barefootgirl69]

If you are by yourself, good luck. If I could pull that off, I’d never leave the house

You're always trying to pull something off, aren't you?

Mine is saying "Keep teasing him...it makes me feel good."

 

[ydahecnot]

You're always trying to pull something off, aren't you?

Mine is saying "Keep teasing him...it makes me feel good."

Since I am not limber enough, what choice do I have? And yes, do keep teasing

 

[Sweet_Lara]

What’s with all the buzzing?

 

[Smoothshavendad]

What’s with all the buzzing?

That’s my tongue...

 

[Corbal]

I'm fuckin' dead. hahahahahahahaahahahhaahahahaha

Also, that's what my vag is thinking.

 

[ydahecnot]

What’s with all the buzzing?

Hope you’re not allergic to stings!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I hope “dick “ doesn’t get a big head with all this attention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pigYLTJXU80