What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[lilmissdarling]

Her: "It's been four score and seven years..."
Me: "It's literally been less than 24 hours"

 

[Fingerfuxs]

 

[Trubbycat]

So lonely… so, so lonely…

 

[AnnyMouse28]

I deserve better

 

[Fierywhore]

She is so hungry

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

He’s wondering why he never gets to see anyone else.

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

He’s thirsty.

 

[MindYaBitness]

She's busy

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[Taegul]

She's busy

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Mine is thinking, "I've got no idea what to think!"

 

[HornyJunkMail]

You think I'm getting up for that?

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Chin ups prick , we got work to do. one , two , three , four, five , !! That’s my cock helicopter post .

Man kegels ,

 

[sister jenny]

What is she waiting for! Let’s go!

 

[smtst5]

Rub me

 

[Taegul]

I'm overworked and underpaid. I need to join a union. Dick Union of America (DUA). I wonder what Dua Lipa would think of that...

 

[Polranny]

Dead birds don't fall out of their nests.
Hopefully that thought will pass

 

[palemaleNtexas]

Enough with those threads of trivial thought streams. What lustful thought is crossing your mind right now?

Damn, I wish I could find that shower video again.

Go!

My cock is quietly singing "I don't want to be only tonight..."

My other head is wondering how my account got downgraded from Very Experienced to Virgin.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

 

[woodworkerdom]

All you ever use me for is to go pee. what's up with that dude?

 

[BongoGal]

"She can keep telling herself that her brain is in charge."

 

[Taegul]

"Bald is beautiful."

 

[Fingerfuxs]

My cock is quietly singing "I don't want to be only tonight..."

My other head is wondering how my account got downgraded from Very Experienced to Virgin.

Lit playground good luck charm

Just Roll with it

 

[Xerxes82]

If I could get her alone in a room somewhere, my dick is thinking it would have a damn good time. And to hell with pesky consequences.

 

[Bbl87]

"What does sex feel like again?"

 

[SherlockianMan]

"Can I come out for something other than pissing?"

 

[positiveflirt]

I asked mine, it says:

Life is fun, right boss??
Why do you cover me up sometimes? I hate it. At least give me something to read.