What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[Riles]

One’s mileage can vary, but you can make it a gentle one

Meh. I’m not a solo masochist. That’s gotta come from his mind to make it hot.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Your libido keeps pushing back my retirement age.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

What's with all this training? I know what to do. Do you?

 

[Sakura_seven]

I asked. It said "put me in, Coach."

 

[ydahecnot]

Soap under the foreskin, you putz!

 

[sally_sparrow]

Damn, I smell good.

 

[ydahecnot]

Hey, buddy, it’s go time!

 

[Taegul]

Are we still social distancing? Because it feels like we are, but I don't think we have to. I'll wear a glove again, can we just stop with the social distancing already?

 

[Taegul]

I wear 2 gloves for you, poopy.

Wanna play 'hide and go seek'?

 

[TheMrBurns]

Well... I'm not going to jerk myself off!

 

[LikeableMe]

“Why are you neglecting me?”

 

[rycat25]

Mmm...if only

 

[ydahecnot]

Why is your broken right hand my crisis?

 

[sally_sparrow]

Why so empty?

 

[2021Noobie]

Why allow any emptiness?

 

[BongoGal]

We need to see other people.

 

[ydahecnot]

Hey, buddy, why don’t we go spelunking anymore?

 

[sally_sparrow]

I could really use a stretch.

 

[2021Noobie]

Helping with a nice morning stretch would just be neighborly

 

[HeavyBalls]

"I really miss going cave diving..."

 

[Taegul]

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

 

[Crownvic]

Wish she were here now...Honey Step on it!

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Repetition or rest, what's it going to be?

 

[4nk8]

Well, we’re alone again tonight

 

[ydahecnot]

Gilbert O’Sullivan resonates for me: Alone again, naturally