What kind of geek are you?

[DeepGreenEyes]

Poultry: the other hard limit.

 

[graceanne]

Poultry: the other hard limit.

I grew up in farm country. I've seen chickens attack small children, and I've heard them clucking, and saw the filth they leave behind, and walked into the filth they leave. I know people who love their chickens and I cannot comprehend loving that unlovable. Yuck.

 

[rida]

I actually considering putting this, but you and shank are the only lingerie geeks i've ever met, so I decided that it probably wouldn't be a popular choice, and I only had ten options.

And rida!

But then I'd needed the shoes geek option too ^_~

So I went for cheese and comics and Trivia

 

[graceanne]

And rida!

But then I'd needed the shoes geek option too ^_~

So I went for cheese and comics and Trivia

Oh! I didn't know you're a lingerie geek. I know about the shoes, but not the lingerie. It's looking like I should have put lingerie instead of roleplay, which surprises me.

On the other side, I didn't realize there's so many scifi geeks around here. I'm a trekkie, but not the weird kind who knows klingon or something like that. I'm just the kind who's seen all the episodes of each star trek show, except the most recent one which sucked, and has seen all the star trek movies, and can do weird things like .... liken a bible study to a star trek show I saw once ... I got some weird stares, but K totally understood the point I was trying to make. But he's a trekkie, too.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I grew up in farm country. I've seen chickens attack small children, and I've heard them clucking, and saw the filth they leave behind, and walked into the filth they leave. I know people who love their chickens and I cannot comprehend loving that unlovable. Yuck.

You paint such an idyllic picture.

I want no chickens. But I have a strange, daily poultry rhythm going: every day when I go to work, I pass massive trucks of hundreds of tiny exposed chicken cages. One chicken to a cage, feathers streaming as I accelerate, they go to their doom, and to my plate.

When I drive home at night, the empty mobile cage piles return to the chicken farms, which I am sure are less farms than that word evokes. A few feathers always cling to the cages and dance around my windshield.

When I pass the chickens, I say "thanks, chickens." Unless I am in a bad mood or districtated by political prognosticators.

But no, I don't want live chickens myself.

 

[BiBunny]

I think I'm a geek, but I don't know what kind. Grammar geek? Victorian Era geek? No idea. I'm bad at this game.

 

[midwestyankee]

I think I'm a geek, but I don't know what kind. Grammar geek? Victorian Era geek? No idea. I'm bad at this game.

Perhaps you are a grits geek?

When I was in high school, I was a Playmate of the Month geek. Could recite all sorts of made-up statistics and facts (they made them up; I memorized) about the famous girls next door. Not next to my door, mind you, but apparently next to someone's door - probably an air-brush artist's door.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

Thank you to everyone for your wonderfully silly posts that made me giggle at the end of a crappy day that involved doing stocktake and dealing with morons.

 

[DVS]

I is being a gramer geek, too. I just loves me some good sentencing to salivate over. No siree, nothin better than some good spelin an good reedn to keep me mouth salivating.

Well, nothin maybe 'sept chickens. Love them little mother cluckers.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

When comforting the grammar geek you should always say softly, "There, Their, They're."

(Borrowed from a friend)

 

[CutieMouse]

"I'd rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it."

 

[BiBunny]

"I'd rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it."

*Dies laughing*

 

[graceanne]

*Dies laughing*

Hey! Nothing dies in this thread, but chickens!

 

[satindesire]

Chickens are pretty dumb. However, some "show" chickens are pretty.

Also, no gum option? I am offensive and I find this Megan.

 

[cfuhrer]

This thread is on a role.

 

[mynameisben]

"I'd rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it."

I love a woman who makes me an offer I can't refuse.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

"I'd rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it."

You make me laugh at the most unexpected times, like less than an hour after I've gotten up in the morning.

People here give me continued hope for our society. Even when I'm at my most downcast, fearing that we will within my lifetime sink into a morass of ignorance, illiteracy and despair, almost always I can find reason to rise out of my grumpy old man attitude and re-face the day.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Chickens are pretty dumb. However, some "show" chickens are pretty.

Also, no gum option? I am offensive and I find this Megan.

Second chicken down? Gum chicken. You're welcome.

This thread is on a role.

I like chickens on bread or on a roll.

You make me laugh at the most unexpected times, like less than an hour after I've gotten up in the morning.

People here give me continued hope for our society. Even when I'm at my most downcast, fearing that we will within my lifetime sink into a morass of ignorance, illiteracy and despair, almost always I can find reason to rise out of my grumpy old man attitude and re-face the day.

This is heartening. I like that aspect of this board.

Never underestimate the healing power of perverted geeks who require extremely focused sorts of psychological and physical gymnastics to find sexual fulfillment.

 

[Allyourbase]

When comforting the grammar geek you should always say softly, "There, Their, They're."

(Borrowed from a friend)

Oh I love that...

I'm surprised the grammar geeks bar didn't bump the side of the window, this is Literotica, is it nawt? *glances around*

Then again, my grammar here probably sucks. But I am non-native. That is an excuse. For anything.

 

[Allyourbase]

Oh and:

Treehugger geek here, btw. I know something horrible about just any consumer product out there. Not something anyone around me really enjoys.

 

[Cattypuss]

English language geek.

On a bad day I find I can't help myself...

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=40857443&postcount=8

 

[Keroin]

Poultry: the other hard limit.

BTW...*snort*





Two years on a remote island with wild chickens digging up every attempt at landscaping and roosters waking me up at all hours of the night...yeah, not much love left for the feathered ones, I am afraid.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I can't say that I geekily espouse myself to any of the categories listed exactly, but I do work with computers/programming by profession so for the sake of this thread I should probably claim that one. Aside from that though, if I think about what I feel that I geek out on I guess I should say that I am a holistic healing/nutrition/helping/humanities geek if such a thing exists. I am not a musician, but I am never without music. I am a fan of sci fi, but not to the obsessive levels required to claim that label.

Maybe I could also belong to a subclass of the grammar geek box too if a devotion to puns & wordplay counts.

ETA : Cheese, yes. I love cheese.

Also, I have no problem with chickens in general, but I will admit that I can't eat an omelette with chicken in it because it just feels... wrong.

 

[mynameisben]

Also, I have no problem with chickens in general, but I will admit that I can't eat an omelette with chicken in it because it just feels... wrong.

Heh. Down in the hood, I can't eat peeps with my peeps at Eastertime. The one time I showed up with a box of them, they all beat the crap out of me for being such a geek, anywho.

 

[Minalick]

sci-fi, mythology and trivia geek here.
Lol

I also love that you thought to add "mythology".
Very cool.