JustAnotherFlower
In The Garden
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- Mar 25, 2019
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I wondered about those lustful looks you were shooting the dining room table.The kind that tests the structural integrity of select pieces of furniture. I give the console table in the entryway at best a 40% probability of surviving, though I'm far more confident that the kitchen table can go the distance.
Um. I should probably clarify that I'm talking about having sex - with a woman - on top of those pieces of furniture, not fucking the furniture itself. I'm not veeping the credenza or anything.