jeff_is_smiling
Mentally Controlling
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How I wish that was my wife as I watched…..
I would say this is karma for being an after thought when you literally drove through my middle of nowhere town only to just yell hi on the highway and not be like “hmm..wonder if this girl is busy today..”Im driving here! You trying to get me killed?!?!
I had just picked up a hitchhiker, honest. He seemed so friendly and normal, honest. Then suddenly, he pulled a gun out and held it to me, honest. He yelled at me, "Keep fucking driving!", honest. And I was like, "If I stop now and start going door to door, I might eventually find this sexy woman from Lit I know and we can...", honest. And he interrupted me with, "I Don't fucking care! Keep driving or I'll pull the trigger!", honest. So I had to keep driving for hundreds of miles to save my very life, honest.I would say this is karma for being an after thought when you literally drove through my middle of nowhere town only to just yell hi on the highway and not be like “hmm..wonder if this girl is busy today..”
But ya know, I don’t hold grudges like that.
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I had just picked up a hitchhiker, honest. He seemed so friendly and normal, honest. Then suddenly, he pulled a gun out and held it to me, honest. He yelled at me, "Keep fucking driving!", honest. And I was like, "If I stop now and start going door to door, I might eventually find this sexy woman from Lit I know and we can...", honest. And he interrupted me with, "I Don't fucking care! Keep driving or I'll pull the trigger!", honest. So I had to keep driving for hundreds of miles to save my very life, honest.
Not a day goes by where I don't regret picking up that hitchhiker.
Honest.![]()
Liar!I’ve shamelessly had too many glasses of wine tonight..and I had to google if that last part meant you do regret it or don’t regret it
I forgive you![]()
Fulfilling thisHard rough sex. Pounding this pussy. Spanking my ass pulling my hair![]()
YesssFulfilling this
omg!! i didn’t think it was possible, but you just made the fantasy even hotterWe call dem "patriotsicles" 'round here these days, hun. *Spits his chewing tobacco out*
That'll be $59.99, please. Inflation is a bitch!
We could start there but I'm pretty sure we'd wind up in several moreJust plain old vanilla missionary![]()
Yeah I know that feeling unfortunatelyOne where I have an orgasm......
Oh I just did, but it would be nice if someone else had been there.![]()

Fuck yessI want her to send me an invitation, which I humbly accept, of course. Then let my hands do their dance as I feel her squirm in delight. Appetizer.