What kind of sex would you like to have right now? Part 4

Coming home to a lady waiting to greet her Daddy. Maybe she gets on her knees. Maybe we make out before she’s bent over a couch, but just knowing she’s there for me.
 
I would say this is karma for being an after thought when you literally drove through my middle of nowhere town only to just yell hi on the highway and not be like “hmm..wonder if this girl is busy today..”

But ya know, I don’t hold grudges like that.

🙃
I had just picked up a hitchhiker, honest. He seemed so friendly and normal, honest. Then suddenly, he pulled a gun out and held it to me, honest. He yelled at me, "Keep fucking driving!", honest. And I was like, "If I stop now and start going door to door, I might eventually find this sexy woman from Lit I know and we can...", honest. And he interrupted me with, "I Don't fucking care! Keep driving or I'll pull the trigger!", honest. So I had to keep driving for hundreds of miles to save my very life, honest.

Not a day goes by where I don't regret picking up that hitchhiker.

Honest. :cry:
 
I had just picked up a hitchhiker, honest. He seemed so friendly and normal, honest. Then suddenly, he pulled a gun out and held it to me, honest. He yelled at me, "Keep fucking driving!", honest. And I was like, "If I stop now and start going door to door, I might eventually find this sexy woman from Lit I know and we can...", honest. And he interrupted me with, "I Don't fucking care! Keep driving or I'll pull the trigger!", honest. So I had to keep driving for hundreds of miles to save my very life, honest.

Not a day goes by where I don't regret picking up that hitchhiker.

Honest. :cry:

I’ve shamelessly had too many glasses of wine tonight..and I had to google if that last part meant you do regret it or don’t regret it 😂

I forgive you 🥰
 
Huge all family any family swing party nothing but family first you fuck the person you came with then it’s a all free for all swing partiy I’m fucking Billy’s mom and Billy is fucking mine Calling all incest couples
 
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