What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

The mother of the girl, that sat to have her likeness carved in butter, at the state fair, graduated high school a year before I did...
 
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Trying to put my Hanes briefs on this morning. Took me three tries before not hooking a toe and losing my balance.

I can't recall the comedian.... maybe it was Richard Pryor who was talking about getting old.... he said something like....

When I was young, I used to be able to toss my underwear in the air and jump into them before they hit the ground......
 
I can't recall the comedian.... maybe it was Richard Pryor who was talking about getting old.... he said something like....

When I was young, I used to be able to toss my underwear in the air and jump into them before they hit the ground......
What is this word "jump"? Lol
 
Going to the grocery store on Friday evening and thinking "there's nobody else here, this is so nice"
 
there is a thread that says “Australian Chat”.

I thought it said “Austrian Chat”

No that it mattered. I don’t speak Austrian or Australian.
 
Not wanting to swim without my tunes
(And wanting to get back here)
 
Yeah, it was a period of discovery. No Doubt- Tragic Kingdom, Weird Al, Presidents of the United States, and Smashing Pumpkins
 
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