What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[J-Rod]

Vibrator went dead right before..yeah..

I'm very very sorry... wish I was there to help you.... I have a couple of DD's here

 

[Shenanigans90]

No fucks given today

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm very very sorry... wish I was there to help you.... I have a couple of DD's here

It's a rechargeable and I thought I had enough to.. well.. finish, and I didn't.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Vibrator went dead right before..yeah..

This is why you get the electric one...batteries never run out.*+**

* learned that lesson long ago.
+ just don't blow a fuse.
** Amazon delivers overnight

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

This is why you get the electric one...batteries never run out.*+**

* learned that lesson long ago.
+ just don't blow a fuse.
** Amazon delivers overnight

My husband said I'm not allowed to have a plug in model due to running our electric bill up.

 

[Grant55]

People who like snickers...or starburst...or reeses pieces.

 

[SWR101]

Twix winning…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Expectations, fantasy, and reality.

 

[Kraken_96]

A positively delicious wet panty pic

It's a tentacle-stirrer I tell you

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Good fuck- a skunk took care of this before they got me.
Bad fuck- everything reeks of skunk now.

 

[Dashabout]

Buying two full sets of tires our vehicles.

It was a double fuck.

 

[ccs29745]

Sent wife a couple special pics, she didn't even stop looking at tik tok to look at them.

 

[DannieB]

This soccer schedule makes no fucking sense. How the hell do you put a team that has had a two hour break up against a team that just finished their last game and got to rest for 15 minutes?!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Missing his messages.

 

[TXRafe]

@AuntieDisco 's picture

 

[AuntieDisco]

@AuntieDisco 's picture

 

[TXRafe]

well...not this one...the OTHER one...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This soccer schedule makes no fucking sense. How the hell do you put a team that has had a two hour break up against a team that just finished their last game and got to rest for 15 minutes?!!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

The intense pain as my knee just popped.

 

[Grant55]

A funeral

 

[AuntieDisco]

well...not this one...the OTHER one...

I mean who says no to those eyes?

 

[TXRafe]

I mean who says no to those eyes?

when i say that i enjoy "crazy" as much as the next guy...she isn't what i mean

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Doing tech support for my parents only to run into numerous roadblocks due to their "internet" being as fast as two alcoholic gerbils in a maze. Mother of god... I apologized before hand, then had a good cursing session that left my Vietnam vet Dad both proud and flabbergasted at my broad vocabulary knowledge. This Thursday can NOT get here soon enough.

 

[ccs29745]

Realizing a project I thought would take an hour turned into a near 3 hour one.