What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[Cjbdd]

A sexy text right as I was walking into the nail salon

 

[_Bandit_]

Fucking eye infection.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I apparently made too quick of a move, caused the husband to stub his toe in the most horrible way on our table... half his foot is now black and blue.... fuck oops!

 

[WhisperedDesires]

Realizing that moving farther north means I have even colder winters. Stepped outside this morning and fuck, it was cold... the fuck again when a native just laughed and told me 30 degrees was nothing.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

An hour plus several short catnaps during the night.. that's it...that's all the sleep I got.

 

[ccs29745]

An hour plus several short catnaps during the night.. that's it...that's all the sleep I got.

Up 3 times for the cat, once for the dog. Nighttime is nap time most nights. Hope you can some sleep soon

 

[easyoff]

Realizing that moving farther north means I have even colder winters. Stepped outside this morning and fuck, it was cold... the fuck again when a native just laughed and told me 30 degrees was nothing.

I grew up in a small town outside of Buffalo NY, 30 degrees is just a flannel shirt temp.

 

[FilthyHusband]

Lovense Nora has been magical.

I controlled a woman on heres lovense yesterday, we both came so hard. So good.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Guess what

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Mom calling to talk about inheritance when my brain is fried. I had to apologize and offer to call her back tomorrow.

 

[sallysparrow23]

An insanely hot video call.

 

[TXRafe]

 

[Xerxes82]

Ahh. Dystopian hellscape it is. Fuck. I can't even say I'm surprised. But fuck.

 

[TongueLust]

Numbness.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Pediatrician warning that an ER visit may be in our future. Ugh.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Having to figure out an alternate route since the interstate is closed...stupid people playing stupid games.

 

[WhisperedDesires]

Discovering I'd managed to cut myself while moving furniture yesterday via the application of alcohol to my hands, and the experience of that oh so wonderful sting of pain.

 

[orangecurious]

forgetting to press "scan all" and walking away to leave the scanner running, only to find it had only done one frame.

 

[_Bandit_]

The dental bill for my kid.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

What the fuck Etsy? Why did you just suggest handcrafted clit clamps with new crystal charms?!?!

 

[UnquietDreams]

What the fuck Etsy? Why did you just suggest handcrafted clit clamps with new crystal charms?!?!

Etsy knows...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Stuck in traffic ...

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Feeling the cold air on my face leaving the airport this evening! It’s so cold in England

 

[summer_reine]

A tiktok that hit a raw nerve

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Realizing yesterday had me so frazzled that I forgot to do Wordle etc.
I lost my 239 day Wordle streak and 32 day Connections streak.