JustAnotherFlower
In The Garden
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Billing discrepancies... Gathering together receipts and the paper trail to find out wtf is up.
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This is the worst thing I've read in forever. Sorry man.The dog went outside, ate poop, came inside, visited poop on the rug.
Bro I think she pulled out a mortal combat finisher on you!So last night, MrsT and I decided to do some cosplay. We were going to be WWE wrestlers gone wild. MrsT is a fair estimate of an Amazon so this doesn't sound so unbalanced as it might otherwise.
I put on my wrestler shorts and a luchadore mask and my boots, she did the same thing but included a sports bra. We roped off the bed and went after it.
It was great at first. I jumped off the bed post and body slammed her. She took it like a champ, groaned a little and then surprised me by hoisting me up and spun me around like a helicopter and tossed me out the ring. I smashed up against the dresser and tweaked my back.
I wasn't gonna let that go so I grabbed a chair and went to get back in the ring and WHAM she hit me with her chair and I was down!
After that, I was all bleary eyed and have little recollection what happened. When I came to the next morning, the bedroom was a shambles. The bed frame was broken. We were both naked and bruised but entwined together. My lip was busted. She had hickies everywhere.
But fuck. My mask was ripped.