What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

It was more like What the fuck! Tall thin spandex black shorts...the short shorts they wear now. Jesus its hard not to look
 
Why am I typing up a law contract? I'm not a law person. 😫

<pulls out hair, cries, tried to glue hair back, pouts, gets back to typing>
 
So last night, MrsT and I decided to do some cosplay. We were going to be WWE wrestlers gone wild. MrsT is a fair estimate of an Amazon so this doesn't sound so unbalanced as it might otherwise.

I put on my wrestler shorts and a luchadore mask and my boots, she did the same thing but included a sports bra. We roped off the bed and went after it.

It was great at first. I jumped off the bed post and body slammed her. She took it like a champ, groaned a little and then surprised me by hoisting me up and spun me around like a helicopter and tossed me out the ring. I smashed up against the dresser and tweaked my back.

I wasn't gonna let that go so I grabbed a chair and went to get back in the ring and WHAM she hit me with her chair and I was down!

After that, I was all bleary eyed and have little recollection what happened. When I came to the next morning, the bedroom was a shambles. The bed frame was broken. We were both naked and bruised but entwined together. My lip was busted. She had hickies everywhere.

But fuck. My mask was ripped. 😒
 
So last night, MrsT and I decided to do some cosplay. We were going to be WWE wrestlers gone wild. MrsT is a fair estimate of an Amazon so this doesn't sound so unbalanced as it might otherwise.

I put on my wrestler shorts and a luchadore mask and my boots, she did the same thing but included a sports bra. We roped off the bed and went after it.

It was great at first. I jumped off the bed post and body slammed her. She took it like a champ, groaned a little and then surprised me by hoisting me up and spun me around like a helicopter and tossed me out the ring. I smashed up against the dresser and tweaked my back.

I wasn't gonna let that go so I grabbed a chair and went to get back in the ring and WHAM she hit me with her chair and I was down!

After that, I was all bleary eyed and have little recollection what happened. When I came to the next morning, the bedroom was a shambles. The bed frame was broken. We were both naked and bruised but entwined together. My lip was busted. She had hickies everywhere.

But fuck. My mask was ripped. 😒
Bro I think she pulled out a mortal combat finisher on you!
 
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