What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[ShaneoD]

Being asked if I could attend an appointment in Belfast

 

[Jaws82]

leaving my car keys in my work jacket.

 

[Photog1rl]

A talk about climate change.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

A message in my inbox...
She is sooooooo yummm

 

[lacandy]

Waking with a headache…

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Realizing I poured my kiddo a cup of coffee creamer instead of milk.

 

[Awaywego]

Waking to this, I live at the beach. Fuck

 

[Illnevertell79]

Stumped my little toe on the door jam...

 

[Countrystud06]

Cows got out. Literally. My zipper was intact.

 

[Tallulah82]

Realising it's Friday tomorrow. Where the fuck has this week gone??

 

[barefootgirl69]

Laughing so hard with fungatrgurl on the phone earlier, I thought I was going to die.

 

[Esslemont]

Was reminded today by a fine old feller at the rink that dogs are a man’s best friend.

Fuck.

Mattie’s gonna be pissed.

 

[beachbaby179]

Some fucker didn't pick up after their dog. And my dog found it. And ate it. Ewwwww. Fuck.
And oh - this was before coffee this morning.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Car trouble. Specifically the same issue that I thought had gotten fixed last week.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Skype - sorry if you think I'm ignoring you.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Skype - sorry if you think I'm ignoring you.

It really is...

 

[Saltfountain]

Skype - sorry if you think I'm ignoring you.

I think you're ignoring me and I don't have your Skype anyway

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I think you're ignoring me and I don't have your Skype anyway

You couldn't handle my full attention, Salt.

 

[AlpineFresco]

You couldn't handle my full attention, Salt.

Oh god if only you'd ignore me

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Oh god if only you'd ignore me

Be careful what you wish for...

 

[AveryElle]

Oh god if only you'd ignore me

 

[lilmissdarling]

Meetings.

 

[MisterAlice]

Where to even begin ...

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Meetings and more meetings.

 

[lacandy]

ANOTHER Executive Order that affects my job - someone take his pen away!