What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

I know the feeling. Every time I had it it was head to toe and EVERYWHERE in between. I had itchy frank and beans for 2 weeks straight.
Been there done that. Had to go to the doctor to get checked out. Regular doctor wasn’t in so I had to see the nurse. Apparently it’s bad if you get it on the tip of your penis. She examined it thoroughly.
 
A good one when getting a latte this morning, young lady exiting car in a dress. Legs swung open, smile on her face, "oops but not sorry" on her tongue, and "fuck" on mine.
 
Watching a big bear sniffing around my backyard where a mule deer just gave birth to twin fawns earlier today.
 
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