What Made You Smile Today, v6

[Biggalute]

Getting my pipes unblocked (no it's not innuendo for something else, I know how your filthy minds work!)

So important, I give mine a good rodding at least once a year

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

A voice message that I’ve been listening to on repeat

 

[Kittycity]

So important, I give mine a good rodding at least once a year

You're slacking Big, after speaking to you I thought you'd be once a day kinda guy

 

[Caspoggio]

Watching my cat sleeping as I have a very boring meeting.

 

[dkak001]

Watching my cat sleeping as I have a very boring meeting.

My dog sleeps in front of me all day. I think she's rubbing it in! lol.

 

[Caspoggio]

My dog sleeps in front of me all day. I think she's rubbing it in! lol.

What really rubs it in is when he wakes up and meows at me to get food on demand It’s nice to see contented, happy pets

 

[Wand3rlust]

reading @AmberLGreen and @Wand3rlust posts... they are funny fucking cunts

Both sexy as fuck too.

What ya gonna do?

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Saving $4000 on car repairs.

Always work with people you trust.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Both sexy as fuck too.

What ya gonna do?

And smart

 

[AmberLGreen]

I dont know? What should I do? Rattle Ambers denture glass and see if she comes over? You are both so sexy I can't keep my thoughts straight!! Only so much a guy can handle ya know?!

You know that it isn’t the rattle of the denture glass that makes me come running. It is the sound of your balls banging against your knees when you are wanking that always makes me cum

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Waking up wearing his tshirt

 

[DinglyDangly]

It took 6wks to get my car back on the road.

 

[Cjbdd]

My brother taking me to the rock and roll hall of fame

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Being told to get my bit gag as he took off his belt

 

[Massacre_]

The fact that I got to finally Sleep for a full 8 hours straight.

Surely there's some magic at work here. Teach me how?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Looking at my restored bank balance after having a slight scare with it this morning.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

A great idea from a friend

 

[Cjbdd]

A call from my Englishman

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

A laughable comment by a really unintelligent person…

 

[crazychemgirl]

A lovely compliment

 

[TongueLust]

Watching him dance salsa with her.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Looking at my restored bank balance after having a slight scare with it this morning.

Are we going shopping?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Talking about leftovers.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

My daughter waking up today for the first time in a few weeks now saying she is feeling better.

 

[Chillygirl]

I finally found the form I needed showing my dates of employment with the Dept of Veterans Affairs so I can get credit for my previous years of service! This is a big boost to my pay and accrued leave and credit towards retirement!!!