What other use...

[Weird Harold]

I use a large paper clip to hold the hatch on my blazer open since the hydraulic supports failed. A normal sized one would work, but I'd have to replace it more often because it would bend too much.

 

[DVS]

Just out of interest; how the hell have we kept a thread about paperclips going for so long?

Well, when you have something as versatile as the paper clip, you have to expect it.

 

[Pookie]

You could use them to get the lint out of your belly button I suppose ... of course I would never do such a thing.

deliciously naughty ... I use them too with my books and notebooks sometimes to mark sections ... unlike little sticky tab thingies ... you can reuse paper clips. Just don't use one of them during class to get the lint out of your belly button.

 

[wildsweetone]

Did you get the clips in all the pretty colors???

Nope, I bought those boring silver ones. And nope, I'm not gonna paint 'em.


DN that's a great idea! Hmm where's that science experiment book gone? *looking for the book with all the bits of paper sticking out the top *

WH and you can still get a warrant (or certificate) of fitness for your blazer?

Pookie_grrl - i thought it was only guys that have lint in their belly buttons...?

 

[Pookie]

WSO - I think you are right. I have never had the "lint in the belly button" problem myself

 

[DVS]

WH and you can still get a warrant (or certificate) of fitness for your blazer?

I assume you are talking about getting the blazer inspected? It sounds like you are either taking it to jail or the gym.

Pookie_grrl - i thought it was only guys that have lint in their belly buttons...?

It's only lint for the first day. On the second day it evolves into a fuzzy little living, breathing being. And you didn't think a guy could give birth. Ha, I guess we fooled you, didn't we!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Oh for God's sake!

You open it up and bend the two loops back and forth till the clip breaks in two.

You stretch a rubber band between the thumb and forefinger of your left hand. You load a half-clip onto the band, pull it back with your right hand, and put someone's eye out.

I didn't tell you this.

---dr.M.

 

[PaulX35]

Another use?

Clitoral stimulation maybe? Could possess an element of danger, but might be erotic.

Paul

 

[Quasimodem]

Another use

Clitoral stimulation maybe? Could possess an element of danger, but might be erotic. Paul

I wouldn't recommend that, Paul.
Someone might form an attachment.

 

[wildsweetone]

Oh for God's sake!

You open it up and bend the two loops back and forth till the clip breaks in two.

You stretch a rubber band between the thumb and forefinger of your left hand. You load a half-clip onto the band, pull it back with your right hand, and put someone's eye out.

I didn't tell you this.

---dr.M.

do you feel better dear for having gotten that off your chest? come to think of it... Quasi has a sore eye. i thought he poked himself in the eyeball with his pen but perhaps it was you dr_m.

i think if anybody touched my clitty with a paperclip they'd know all about it.

 

[TheEarl]

You could use them to attach pieces of paper to nipple rings.

I'll just get my coat.

The Earl

 

[wildsweetone]

oh are you a list person too Earl?

 

[TheEarl]

Rofl. Got the idea from a Will Ferguson novel (happiness) where a woman becomes obsessed with Post-it notes and posts them up all round the house telling her how wonderful she is and how she must feel positive. Her husband starts to go down on her only to find a post-it note attached to her thigh giving him instructions in cunnilingus.

The Earl

 

[wildsweetone]

just adding to my list...

*reminder: buy more post-it notes*

hmm i wonder if they'd work with nipple spirals...