What pissed you off today?

[satindesire]

A mod on fetlife being a complete and total fucking nasty hateful BITCH to me and then trying to play innocent about it.

And when I say a nasty hateful BITCH, I mean she said:

"Oh, do you like your dicks proto-Roman? Fancy a bit of Etruscan wang, do you?

No, you're just a complete idiot.

Why not "pena?" Or "peni?" Or "penos?" Or "penorum?" (Just for kicks.) I hope you choke to death on a fasces full of PENISES.

I hate you"

Of course, being as how she didn't name names, it's okay for her to say that.

Isn't it great how that rule works?

 

[Chiara_searches]

the sky

 

[minx1]

Waiting for the Hospital to ring me about the tests I need.
I just want them to say everything is ok an be "normal " again.

Good luck kimuk

I hope the tests come back with the results you hope for.

...........................................................

Ive always longed to hear those five little words from a man in my life.

Yeah?

Me too. Me too.

 

[rekane]

BRONCHITIS!
Ugh.

Thanks to Sir Winston and Subish for sharing your germs.
That's the last time I kiss either one of you!
*wink*

 

[FloggingMolly]

Mads having to go into work a night early

 

[Cattypuss]

My left tonsil suddenly turning into a painful golf ball.

Here we go again

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

the sky

Sending you spring like sunshine... and a hug!

http://thumb10.shutterstock.com/photos/thumb_large/461077/461077,1296889808,5.jpg

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

BRONCHITIS!
Ugh.

Thanks to Sir Winston and Subish for sharing your germs.
That's the last time I kiss either one of you!
*wink*

Get better. And stop kissing everyone.

Waiting for the Hospital to ring me about the tests I need.
I just want them to say everything is ok an be "normal " again.

That is so nerve wracking. I am sending you weird beamy supportive things from my head:

http://www.gifmania.us/comic/xmen/professor-x/xavier01.gif

I hope you get good news soon, kimuk.

 

[subish2009]

BRONCHITIS!
Ugh.

Thanks to Sir Winston and Subish for sharing your germs.
That's the last time I kiss either one of you!
*wink*

Oh. Noooooooo.

I thought I was no longer contagious! Damn it!

I recommend a Z Pak. Cleared mine right up.

(Feel better, hon!)

 

[OldGuy1026]

Wife just got an MP3 player, expects me to know everything about it. I loaded some songs, played half of one, then the darn thing goes mute and I'm getting nothing, CRAP!!!

 

[rekane]

Get better. And stop kissing everyone.

But if I stop kissing everyone how will they know I'm easy?

Oh. Noooooooo.

I thought I was no longer contagious! Damn it!

I recommend a Z Pak. Cleared mine right up.

(Feel better, hon!)

Don't get me wrong, Subish. The kiss was great and all - hot, even.

Those damn bronchitis germs are just tenacious.

Thanks for the get well wishes.

 

[rekane]

Waiting for the Hospital to ring me about the tests I need.
I just want them to say everything is ok an be "normal " again.

Good luck kimuk - I hope all is well.

My left tonsil suddenly turning into a painful golf ball.

Here we go again

Yuck! That sounds hideous.


Sending good thoughts and well wishes to both of you!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

.... That is so nerve wracking. I am sending you weird beamy supportive things from my head:

http://www.gifmania.us/comic/xmen/professor-x/xavier01.gif

Damn, why didn't I find that a long time ago for my positive vibes antenna farm!

 

[Chiara_searches]

Sending you spring like sunshine... and a hug!

http://thumb10.shutterstock.com/photos/thumb_large/461077/461077,1296889808,5.jpg

Thank you, thank you. It worked for a day and I made the most of it. I think I'll be able to tide myself over for a while longer now that I've had a good dose of vitamin D.

 

[Chiara_searches]

But if I stop kissing everyone how will they know I'm easy?



Don't get me wrong, Subish. The kiss was great and all - hot, even.

Those damn bronchitis germs are just tenacious.

Thanks for the get well wishes.

Yes, get better but stop kissing everyone. You'll spread germs and some of us can't get sick this week or next!!!!!

 

[OldGuy1026]

Wife just got an MP3 player, expects me to know everything about it. I loaded some songs, played half of one, then the darn thing goes mute and I'm getting nothing, CRAP!!!

Good news, finally figured it out. DARN, feel like such an idiot. Up and down button is for volume. LOL.

Too bad we don't have a robo-spanker in the house. I feel like such an idiot.

 

[bisexualsmoker]

_

Something about income tax.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Damn, why didn't I find that a long time ago for my positive vibes antenna farm!

I've always coveted your positive vibe antenna, godammit!

But I'll have to settle for Professor X.

How about one of these?

http://www.informatiquegifs.com/antenneparabole/paraboleantennes3.gif

http://www.informatiquegifs.com/antenneparabole/paraboleantennes5.gif

http://www.informatiquegifs.com/antenneparabole/paraboleantennes2.gif

 

[rekane]

A fucking horrible sore throat!
And it didn't come from throat fucking either...
*sigh*

 

[CurvAppeal]

I went to the movies and then to the mall today and both places were very crowded. The roads were also packed.

It pisses me off when people are in my way when I go somewhere or am trying to get something done. I also like uncrowded movies.

At least I enjoyed that alien vs. predator r movie and at the mall about every third person was a hot teen girl with a lovely ass.

Other than that, everyone else pissed me off. Then I got teen ass overload and had to come home.

I bought a book at the mall, one by Laurell K. Hamilton called Strange Candy.

Was my exact issue today. Curse over crowded areas!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I've always coveted your positive vibe antenna, godammit!

But I'll have to settle for Professor X.

How about one of these?

http://www.informatiquegifs.com/antenneparabole/paraboleantennes3.gif http://www.informatiquegifs.com/antenneparabole/paraboleantennes5.gif http://www.informatiquegifs.com/antenneparabole/paraboleantennes2.gif

Thank you, sir! You're a gentleman and a scholar; a seducer of fine wines, and a connoisseur of beautiful women!

 

[Chiara_searches]

Being right this time.

 

[Skaoi]

Running out of tissues Argh!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

A fucking horrible sore throat!
And it didn't come from throat fucking either...
*sigh*

I highly recommend sipping chammomile tea with raw honey, juice from half a lemon, and a few good shakes of cayenne pepper... It is yummy and its great for all kinds of throat gunkies... Just keep sipping on it as much as you can as its a natural immune booster and anti gunkie fighter. I am so sorry you feel craptastic....I'm sending you HUGE get better vibes!!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

"American Idol" voters.


James should still be there; Haley should not.