What profession do you think the avatar above you has? [v6.0]

[PicassosPleasure]

Paperboy in the Siberian Desert.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Painter of sensual masterpieces.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Model for painters of pleasure.

 

[Superfungurl]

An actuary who finds her work quite dull and so enjoys wearing pretty lingerie underneath her work appropriate corporate outfits to give her a secret thrill...

This is me CDing! You know what, though? You are...so close! Because actuarial science is statistics! And...I am a PhD statistical analysis and methodological consultant...for myself...in other words...statistics! Which I love and I can assure you, young lady...I am far from boring...just read my two non-fiction stories! You know I'm teasing you, right? But...you are so damn close!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Her night job is counting fruit at the supermarket.

 

[AlexBailey]

He volunteers as a janitor in the art department of the local community college so he has access to budding talent. He offers ten dollars to promising students for their still lifes and their other classroom pieces in hopes they will sell for millions once the student becomes famous. So far it hasn’t worked so well but he’s got hundreds of canvasses and remains hopeful the investment will pay off someday.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Dresses and undresses mannequins at Fredrick's of Hollywood.

Wait. What? They don't have dresser/undressers?

 

[Wriggle]

Headmaster

 

[JackKingOff]

Pottery master

Headmaster

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Master Baiter

 

[Amanda330]

This is me CDing! You know what, though? You are...so close! Because actuarial science is statistics! And...I am a PhD statistical analysis and methodological consultant...for myself...in other words...statistics! Which I love and I can assure you, young lady...I am far from boring...just read my two non-fiction stories! You know I'm teasing you, right? But...you are so damn close!

Hahaha... It was just a feeling a had since we've never actually met before. (Hello, it's nice to meet you!)

I'm sure you are far from boring, judging from your avatar. I may just have to read your stories now and see for myself how far from boring you are...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Banana Skinner

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Banana Skinner

I actually had a prospective landlord ask me while apartment hunting if he could "peel my banana" every once in a while. I didn't rent.

Makeup artist for mannequins.

 

[Amanda330]

Banana Skinner

Comic book artist

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Voice over artist for the porn industry, with a specialty in orgasm scenes. Nobody in the industry sounds better than her.

 

[Superfungurl]

Hahaha... It was just a feeling a had since we've never actually met before. (Hello, it's nice to meet you!)

I'm sure you are far from boring, judging from your avatar. I may just have to read your stories now and see for myself how far from boring you are...

A little too "not boring" for my own good. Oh well, rather die young than...simply continue to "exist"....

 

[lanceGibs]

Seductress with the delicious legs

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Attendant at an amusement park carousel.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Attendant at an amusement park carousel.

Monkey catcher (this is topical UK news)

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Monkey catcher (this is topical UK news)

(Briefly searched for news...monkeypox?)

Wishing well coin collector.

Wait, there's no such job you say? Sorry, wrong thread then.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A free-lance journalist by day...and an art thief by night. He sells his stories about his own wicked ways.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

A dance instructor by day, and a dancer by night.

I know what you're thinking, but she's not a pole dancer by night. She's tired of it after instructing for eight hours.

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Parking Lot Attendant.... Too much talent in that picture and not enough recognition.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

A free-lance journalist by day...and an art thief by night. He sells his stories about his own wicked ways.

That was spot on about the stories, someone has been reading my posts.

Parking Lot Attendant.... Too much talent in that picture and not enough recognition.

Fireman by day, arsonist by night, fireman by day...you get his MO.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Farmhand.