What profession do you think the avatar above you has? [v6.0]

[Paligirl]

Overqualified lifeguard

Malibu!

 

[lanceGibs]

Malibu!

Models crotchless panties

 

[GoingBackToBed]

Models crotchless panties

My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion!

Today... today, you find yourselves equals.

For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.

In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Lance Gibs!

 

[Paligirl]

Models crotchless panties

Fuck you Lance Gibbs

 

[lanceGibs]

Fuck you Lance Gibbs

That adds to the list of your possible professions
"Fucks Lance on the Side"

 

[BrendaBear]

My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion!

Today... today, you find yourselves equals.

For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.

In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Lance Gibs!

Sir, I am in awe of your quoting Paul Bettany’s performance. This is excellence, right here.

 

[lanceGibs]

Sir, I am in awe of your quoting Paul Bettany’s performance. This is excellence, right here.

A widowed seducteress

 

[GoingBackToBed]

Sir, I am in awe of your quoting Paul Bettany’s performance. This is excellence, right here.

Cool. Might be some paraphrasing.

 

[BrendaBear]

Professional Wordsmith

 

[lanceGibs]

Wordsmith placement agent

 

[_valkyrie_]

I think BrendaD could be a beauty salon owner.

 

[LourdMorpheus]

Park Ranger in Idaho

Hey I was he actually….. fereaked me out yor post did>>. Like is she trolling me?

 

[luckylegsat60]

Hey I was he actually….. fereaked me out yor post did>>. Like is she trolling me?

He must be a Park Ranger. My original post was almost a year ago.

 

[Lily13]

He must be a Park Ranger. My original post was almost a year ago.

I’m going to say a dancer

 

[LourdMorpheus]

Yea _ I’ve been in a sanatorium for almost a year so maybe that explains it. Or in traction, or wait maybe it was transition not traction….. shit they lied to me - double shit where are my nuts!

 

[luckylegsat60]

Yea _ I’ve been in a sanatorium for almost a year so maybe that explains it. Or in traction, or wait maybe it was transition not traction….. shit they lied to me - double shit where are my nuts!

They lie to everyone.

 

[LourdMorpheus]

True that ……specially bout the virus. Shit I crossed the line again

 

[LeatherPearls]

True that ……specially bout the virus. Shit I crossed the line again

theoretical physicist

 

[Lily13]

theoretical physicist

Oceanographer

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Skiball shark

 

[Jada59]

Silly Putty Salespeople.

 

[Btq97]

Pussy wrangler

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Pussy wrangler

Cowboy (not the dodgy builder type)

 

[Btq97]

International bun thief

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Seamen