What song is on repeat in Hell?

Stairway to Heaven???
Or Highway to Hell. But you're already there, right?

I've been there in Butte, Montana eating at a diner across from Terminal Meats. The Jude Box had a scratch on a Kim Carnes song, Betty Davis Eyes. Every time it hit the chorus it started over again. Finally unplugged the machine. If it wasn't hell, it was close to it.
I really liked that song. But what I liked even more were the parodies of it: "She's got Marty Feldman Eyes," "She's got 'Lizbeth Taylor Thighs," "She's got Colonel Sanders Thighs," and so on.

My two nominations are:

"Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot.
"In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans.

Once those two songs got lodged in your ear, they'd be hell to get out.
 
I think everyone on here has it wrong. All the best bands are affiliated with Satan (per Bart Simpson), so wouldn't the music in hell be great?
 
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