WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL DOING HERE? Don't you ever sleep?

[Virtual_Burlesque]

My Info says:


New York is the City that Never Sleeps.

Las Vegas is the What Happens There Stays There City. (Including Your Money.)

Los Angeles is the City of The Angle.

Redmond, Wash, is Gone With The Windows . . . .

 

[Somme]

I was just looking for the marmalade.....

 

[shereads]

I was just looking for the marmalade.....

Honey, aren't we all.

 

[minsue]

Go to sleep, Sher....

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Why I'm Still Awake


An exhausted looking woman dragged herself in to the Doctor's office.

'Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep.'

'I have good news for you,' the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.

'Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over.'

'Great,' the woman answered, 'I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot.'

A few weeks later the woman returned, looking worse than ever. 'Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!'

'I don't understand how that could be', said the doctor, shaking his head. 'Those are the strongest pills on the market!'

'That may be true,' answered the woman wearily, 'but I'm still up all night chasing those damn dogs and when I finally catch one it's hell getting him to swallow the pill!!!'

 

[Somme]

(This user wanted to post summat witty but can't)

 

[gauchecritic]

(This user wanted to post summat witty but can't)

Could you not find the "something witty" button on the bottom right? Just across from the "something really funny" button.

Gauche