What to do if the penis so big it hurts.

[subdued_passion]

I have no familiarity with the Pmann's member

Oh, Pmann has a thick, long, black cock. Quite famous on Lit.

she only says it is too wide to go in. I assume that its an issue with the initial opening. I have never seen his dick, but apparently the shaft gets much wider toward the base, as she says that even when they get it in, it gets stuck half way in. I know way too much about this.

Funny you should mentioned ^^^that, for I was thinking the same.

 

[lisad83]

I would like to volunteer to see this penis in question that gets stuck half way into this poor girls vagina. I would personally like him to get it stuck halfway inside of me so that maybe I could offer some solution to this problem once and for all

I personally enjoyed Fma20fma's post;

Originally Posted by fma20fma View Post
i like anal.pain is part of the act.I felt i was oblidging my bf by submitting to him.His sprits soared because he could penetrate into my colon. whimpering and cursing vile adds to the pleasure and the climax of receiving the juce in the colon is a reward.

I found her post to be pretty hot actually. Being a huge anal sex fan, I also know the ultimate pleasure of receiving "juice in the colon".

Subdued_Passion, I LOVE your wit I think you would be a pleasure to be around.

 

[Emerson40]

Emerson, I would think that as a guy, you would promote waxing a man's knob and not buffing some off.

As for 320 grit... fine for polishing and a soft, smooth finish when working at the Yankee Workshop, but I would suggest a coarser 50 or 40 grit to quickly bring down the girthy-girth.

I thought my attempt at humor would have covered this...

Perhaps the joke was lost crossing time zones or in figurative translation.

Likely it was just an ill-conceived joke that was flat and lacking in ha-ha.

I will endeavor to be better in the future.

 

[tustin92614]

Your "you lack intestinal fortitude" comment was really good. I find myself explaining alot why what I just said was funny. At least I amuse myself.

 

[Asshungry]

I had never heard of Xylocaine. That is a desensitizer, right?? Will it slow down her response? It would defeat the purpose if she can get it in but then not get off to it!! Ha ha. Where would you apply it?? On the inside of the lips? Deeper inside? She's hoping to get him to do some pre-stretching during foreplay with a large dildo. If he can get her lubed up good, and get the opening stretched in a way that she stays relaxed, I think that gives her the best shot, so to speak. Thanks.

I would stay away from the xylocaine. Pain is your body telling you somethings wrong. Without it you may end up hurting yourself. I think she should get some lube and a dildo about the size of her man. Then practice by herself at her own pace, she will get there and have fun doing it.

 

[Asshungry]

I would like to volunteer to see this penis in question that gets stuck half way into this poor girls vagina. I would personally like him to get it stuck halfway inside of me so that maybe I could offer some solution to this problem once and for all

I personally enjoyed Fma20fma's post;

Originally Posted by fma20fma View Post
i like anal.pain is part of the act.I felt i was oblidging my bf by submitting to him.His sprits soared because he could penetrate into my colon. whimpering and cursing vile adds to the pleasure and the climax of receiving the juce in the colon is a reward.

I found her post to be pretty hot actually. Being a huge anal sex fan, I also know the ultimate pleasure of receiving "juice in the colon".

Subdued_Passion, I LOVE your wit I think you would be a pleasure to be around.

thats a great idea Lisa. You could show her how its done, then help her and encourage her as she tries. Everyone needs a coach sometime.

 

[GorgeousGeekGirl]

Here's a position for her to try:

She lays face down with a pillow under her hips. Her legs are slightly spread and she has some lube between her butt cheeks. Once the head and a couple inches of his dick are securely in, she closes her legs. This will have the effect of making her butt cheeks an extension of her vagina. It's also going to be easier to keep her legs closed if she crosses her ankles.

It is also possible to do the same thing with her on her back. Same process.

When she mounts him, have him on a couch sitting up. That can limit penetration also.

These positions will help her until she gradually stretches open. Also, try doing yoga exercises that are designed to open up the hips

 

[subdued_passion]

Subdued_Passion, I LOVE your wit I think you would be a pleasure to be around.

Thank you for the warm welcome. This place is so much nicer than the GB and less desperate than the personals... You know, I may just stick around.

I would stay away from the xylocaine. Pain is your body telling you somethings wrong. Without it you may end up hurting yourself. I think she should get some lube and a dildo about the size of her man. Then practice by herself at her own pace, she will get there and have fun doing it.

A muscle relaxant isn't the same as a painkiller... You know how to tell the difference? When the dentist comes at you with the drill you don't pour some KY jelly on your gums.

Here's a position for her to try:

She lays face down with a pillow under her hips. Her legs are slightly spread and she has some lube between her butt cheeks. Once the head and a couple inches of his dick are securely in, she closes her legs. This will have the effect of making her butt cheeks an extension of her vagina.

OP, this position may actually work for your friend. Especially if your friend is well padded in the derriere (that's my polite way of saying fat ass), it'll create a nice meat tunnel for the BF.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love anal sex but that description was enough to put me off it for life.

i.totaly.want.2.spray.my.bum.gravy.in2.ur.colon.

Did that help turn the arse juices loose again? Ready for some man ranch??

 

[Lord Pmann]

meat tunnel

*applauds*

 

[subdued_passion]

i.totaly.want.2.spray.my.bum.gravy.in2.ur.colon.

This sounds like a human centipede where you are connected ass to ass.