DeckardNYC
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A piece of lint and a dead nightcrawler.
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My last Oreo
What does she want?
A stick of Extra.
An empty Pepto Bismol bottle.
The bubble wrap envelope that came in the mail.
A fart
I might have a couple of Klondike Bars....
What will it take? Spare no expense!
*Aide approaches and quietly whispers in my ear*
Oh. It's that bad? Ok, strike that i've got $1.47, in coins. And a half eaten Reese's Peanut butter cup.
A homecooked meal..
A homecooked meal..
Whatever she asked.
My leftovers from Red Lobster
A warm 12oz Mountain Dew
A pencil sharpener
A pencil sharpener
The shavings from the pencil that the sharpener sharpened.
(it's a done deal)
A bowl of fresh peach ice cream.