What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Photog1rl]

Hey...weren't you wearing a dress and makeup at the bar last night?

A dress yes. Makeup…nope.

Didn't you tell me you had a lot of sausage??? Am I getting breakfast in bed?

 

[EctoJohn]

Who are you and how did I get here?

 

[bashfull]

Who are you and how did I get here?

Well dang, what happened to @Cat and @Photog1rl ? Did you run them out of bed?

 

[Mrtenant]

Well dang, what happened to @Cat and @Photog1rl ? Did you run them out of bed?

I don't wanna know. Just, where's my drawers?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Are we on a BOAT??

 

[cactusjack0584]

Are we on a BOAT??

Good morning. I hope you slept well. I hope we are both naked for the reason I think we are!

 

[cactusjack0584]

And I’m ready for round two or three!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

How the fuck did this happen?

 

[Recooter]

Again lol

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

It's your turn to make breakfast

 

[orangecurious]

We could go to that nice cafe and get brekkie

 

[Amanda330]

We could go to that nice cafe and get brekkie

Oooh - brunch?

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Oooh - brunch?

You stole the covers last night

 

[TongueLust]

You stole the covers last night

Remove her ball gag and give her some water.

 

[Kittycity]

Remove her ball gag and give her some water.

Put that tongue to good use!

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Is this a land far far away

 

[Biggalute]

Is this a land far far away

You be Bert, I'll be Ernie

 

[Cat]

Is this a land far far away

You be Bert, I'll be Ernie

.... I think... If you just keep your hands to yourself.. then.. uhm... - Oh look!! My bike is leaving, I need to catch it!! Bye!


Better not to overstay or intrude. Yup.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

.... I think... If you just keep your hands to yourself.. then.. uhm... - Oh look!! My bike is leaving, I need to catch it!! Bye!

I think I uhhh maybe got lost when the GPS lost it’s signal in the forest.

 

[Biggalute]

.... I think... If you just keep your hands to yourself.. then.. uhm... - Oh look!! My bike is leaving, I need to catch it!! Bye!

You promised you wouldn't scream

 

[AngelicaS1780]

You promised you wouldn't scream

A full English breakfast in Ireland? A bit unexpected, but yum.

 

[Joxlrg]

A full English breakfast in Ireland? A bit unexpected, but yum.

You even look beautiful when you wake up

 

[Lily13]

What, no breakfast?

 

[KinzyT]

Good morning baby

 

[Dirtyoldhornyman]

What do you want for breakfast babe?