What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[GetNerdy]

A way better Monday that I first thought

You make a great big spoon. Your 5* reviews on the Free Hugs forum were no joke.

 

[Stephie02]

A way better Monday that I first thought

Same!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

What a lovely surprise. Would you like breakfast or more loving?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

THAT'S MY PURSE

I DON'T KNOW YOU

 

[Stephie02]

Ummm this is awkward, but I don't usually eat cinnamon toast crunch, or anything hard really

 

[Shenanigans90]

I think you might have sleep apnea.

 

[Stephie02]

Since you're projecting I guess you lose out on a repeat

 

[CJamarous]

What did I do right to deserve this?!

 

[Stephie02]

Hmmmm a guy? I probably drank too much and haven't seen my GF recently

 

[CJamarous]

Woke up next a lesbian? Guess I can mark that as something that'll surely never happen again!

 

[Stephie02]

Woke up next a lesbian? Guess I can mark that as something that'll surely never happen again!

Not lesbian, bi. But definitely prefer women.

 

[CJamarous]

Guess I slipped through the cracks....

 

[Stephie02]

Cracks?! As in more than one?!

Oh that's that funny taste in my mouth; it's been a while

 

[CJamarous]

Maaaaaaybe

My memory....It's all so blurry....I must have been lustdrunk

 

[Stephie02]

Maaaaaaybe

My mempry....It's all so blurry....I must have been lustdrunk

 

[CJamarous]

Wait....are those tears? Or something coming out of your mouth.....? I swear that's not where I left it when we fell asleep!

 

[MissMarie32]

Praise Jesus! He’s answered my prayers!

 

[Stephie02]

Wait....are those tears? Or something coming out of your mouth.....? I swear that's not where I left it when we fell asleep!

If that happened it wouldn't be coming out of my mouth, it woulda been swallowed. Maybe some got in my hair?

 

[CJamarous]

Love the way you think Ummm hair, yeah let's go with that

 

[Stephie02]

Love the way you think Ummm hair, yeah let's go with that

Ohhhhh.... You mean my... Face????

I allowed it but I cleaned up after sex, didn't let it sit all night

 

[Graybear1826]

Ohhhhh.... You mean my... Face????

I allowed it but I cleaned up after sex, didn't let it sit all night

Wow, do YOU have a sense of humor! Thanks for keeping me warm.

 

[Stephie02]

I like a good laugh

 

[alxuk]

That must have been hot, shame I don’t remember a thing

 

[Stephie02]

Fuck.... First the guy, as if that wasn't weird enough, now an alien? A FUCKING ALIEN?!

Give up drinking Steph

 

[Pad_Foot]

A morning sip sure!

I must have drunk a lot of Steph already last night. Thanks for the great lessons in how to orally worship properly