What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

That look on your face...was it that bad?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

When you said roll in the hay - I didn’t think you literally meant to roll in hay. (Brushes off hay - smells my clothes - do smell like a farm now?)

 

[Wageslave]

When you said roll in the hay - I didn’t think you literally meant to roll in hay. (Brushes off hay - smells my clothes - do smell like a farm now?)

Not at all
But I might start sneezing as im allergic to hay and straw

 

[Absolute_10]

I thought you brought Savanna with you…

I will

 

[jonesinforfun82]

I will

Looking forward to it

 

[Absolute_10]

Looking forward to it

SavannaT ?

 

[deft]

No.

 

[Tallulah82]

No.

Bring me a cuppa tea and bacon buttie and I'll let you do that thing you like.

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

Maybe follow thru with her request, sounds interesting.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You're the seventh random person in my bed this weekend! How do you all keep finding where I live‽

 

[LeSabreur]

Oh, wow...these sheets are wonderful!

 

[zoso682001]

Did you bring your wife ?

 

[S1e2t3h]

Nothing. Am I the only one who would spoon and let them know I was still up for more?

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

Do you like it doggie style?

 

[Coyote100]

Hey cousin. Did you have any dreams?

 

[Taegul]

Well, this is just awkward.

 

[haha_on_me]

This isn't where I parked my car.

 

[LeSabreur]

What the...you're not @Tallulah82!

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Put that sword away.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Next time, just ask. No need for the roofie.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

There's only room for one staff in the bed.

 

[mobleedzblue]

Where should I put my staff then….

 

[Tallulah82]

What the...you're not @Tallulah82!

I know I can be mistaken for a dude, but this hurts that you didn't realise it wasn't me until morning light.

Where should I put my staff then….

Well...

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I know I can be mistaken for a dude, but this hurts that you didn't realise it wasn't me until morning light.


Well...

Mmm, when did I start this wonderful dream…

 

[Dom70]

I'd say I was in the wrong bed.....