what you putt down your throat..

[dave-73]

can anyone tell me, dose what you eat it make any difference to the amount produced/the fertility and possbly the taste of a mans cum...
dose anyone know the facts????

thank you

dave-73

 

[Siren]

OK, You didnt get the advice and information I gave you.

 

[Patryn]

Oh god no!!

Not the "describe the taste of cum and..." thread!!

 

[Roland Gilliad]

GASP! DAVE-73 LIVES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dave-73]

sorry about this but did anyone read the question properly????
all I was curious about was dose what you eat affect your fertility etc..
has the fertility question been raised before??
if not dose anyone know???

SIREN you are god on this board so that means you know what your talking about but come on m8 how am I supposed to get my megastar status to which you seem to quite rightfully enjoy without posting threads..I do know what you mean so I will try and think of some decent posts,,but I am going to appologise now because I will be posting loads and loads of posts for my favourite guy in the whole world SIREN...

see ya later buddy old pall old chum...

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Dave....

I now understand why you are still a virgin. Read the literature. What you eat will flavor your semen.

By the way, there's a rumor going round that you really are a virgin. Its okay. This is the place to ask for help. Don't be shy.



[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 07-21-2000 at 08:00 AM]

 

[dave-73]

me a virgin.....what will they think of next

no I believe when it comes to sex I must be up ther with the best porn stars in the buissines....well thats what my teacher used to say anyway..

 

[Siren]

Oh Honey Pie Dave....

 

[SimplySouthern]

Dave ~

FYI...your old buddy old pal old chum Siren is decidedly FEMALE ... not a man at all. Ya know...a chick..tits and the whole works. Perhaps if you did more posting to other threads and less making your own you would have read some of other people's posts and woul know this. C'mon man...join the fun...read other threads!

 

[Siren]

That's my Sweet Simply Southern..or Sweet SS as I like to call her.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

What you putt down your throat

hmmmmm... anybody else around here have a golf fetish?

 

[Never]

"see ya later buddy old pall old chum..."
I'm guessing that he knew she was female.

And Flamingo Blue, yahs gots a problem wit virgins?
Mez in da boyz.. we'll fix yah problem.. fix it good..

 

[Expertise]

Oliver thank you. I was wondering how long it was going to take someone to catch that. Dreamcasts must be a bitch to type on.

Dave as soon as you brought up the fertility issue ... well buddy my hesitance to give you info peaked. Your just not someone most of us want swimming in our gene pool.

Good luck with your potential career as a porn star. I hope you can remember the lines

 

[SimplySouthern]

Lines? In a porn movie? you mean the people have lines? And I would have to remember them to be a porn star?

Dam...there goes my hopes and dreams. Thanks alot Exp

 

[Isabella Thorne]

why Miss Scarlett luv .. you will always be a porn star in my heart

 

[Jeff726]

What you putt down your throat

hmmmmm... anybody else around here have a golf fetish?

I do, I must confess. I always wanted to shove my driver down Annika Sorenstam's sexy swedish throat. mmmmmmmmmm

 

[Expertise]

Annika.......gooooooooooood (dool,salivate,pant)

 

[Mensa]

I'm much better now.

can anyone tell me, dose what you eat it make any difference to the amount produced/the fertility and possbly the taste of a mans cum...
dose anyone know the facts????

thank you

dave-73

Don't worry, dave-73, if you " putt" it down your throat and get a " dose" they have medications that work wonders these days!

 

[Thumper]

Stole my thunder!

Siren is all FEMALE. Ya get a bad thumpin if ya make that mistake again.*Gots my fluffy tail all up in a dander he "dose"*

Siren you stole my thunder on the "dose" thing. I also have a problem with the term "loose" as used by others on the BB. They use it as in "Loose your virginity"...annoying! The proper form is "lose" pronounced "looz". Loose only means not tight or slack.....or Thumper

 

[Endlessly]

I don't know.. I mean, usually the 'lose vs. loose' thing pisses me off to no end (help Deborah, I think I've been around SpellCheck too much.. ), but I oddly enough like it in that sense.

"loose your virginity.." As in, set it free from bondage.

Run, little hymen! Go! Be free!

 

[Thumper]

Loose women hehehehehe

ARRRRRGH run away run away! Endlessly's virginity is loose....it's wreaking havoc all over the place. Quick! Hide in the nearest porn shop or website! We'll be safe there.

Oh my god! It's got Never and Jeff!!!! OH the humanity!!!*sob*

 

[Endlessly]

*Is laughing sooooooooooooooooooooofuckinghard*

Whoooooboy.

*giggle*

I think I've been posting a little too much today..

 

[SimplySouthern]

*holding something out precariously from her body...dangling from her thumb and forefinger*


WHAT IS THIS?

Is this someone's hymen that attacked me as I opened this thread? Good Lord..the things I put up with around here. Really now Endlessly...please put that thing back where it came from and "loose" it properly!

 

[Endlessly]

*dies*

*just.. simply.. dies.. from overdose of humor.. laughing.. hurts.. dead now*

 

[April]

OMG, you people are so funny! LMFAO

Endlessly, are you dead or mostly dead?