???Whatever Linda Lovelace Guests???

[sallygirl]

Really? I thought Linda Loveless was a character on The Young and the Restless!

 

[Guest]

Sparky my fat ass. Monica, is that you?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Don't know but.....

Dr. Loveless was a bad guy vs. James West. One mean dwarf with a cacklin' evil grin. Smart too. Til he did something stupid and Artimus outfoxed him.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Wondering...........?????

Never tried it and don't plan to - but it must be easy to register as a guest here - fast.

Does Laurel know the true identity of quest posters? Does she have that power?

I really don't have a clue - and don't care too much how it works - but I'd like to know that.

 

[Guest]

her's too ya Sparky form one midget to the udder two bad yous is mental

 

[Guest]

Sparky's chasing his tail again,
More confused than he's ever been,
The evidence he is gathering,
Leads to endless blathering,

Search the board over and you will see,
The perpetrator is not really me,
Male or female you'll never know,
I make like to give AND receive a blow,

Does this match the style of a regular here,
Bad poetry is for everyone, dear,
If Sparky could pull his head out of ass,
He would know if the poster's a lad or a lass,

 

[Guest]

Well, it's certainly not me.
1. [As for being unable to copy another's style!! I think I can!! Dont you??]

2. [hows abotu this. i think this reminds me of at lest one poster..]

3. [Then here's another poster..... Yes, she's intelligent and all......................
But damn does she like them periods???? !!!! ...... ]

4. [Then we have the typse of poster who goes on contimiously for hours and hours without a period, it's like, they just can't use one consistantly perhaps they are motivated by a deep seated fear of that little dot, it looks so small and simple yet it brings about the end, perhaps they are frightened of their own mortality.]

5. [Let me see, WHO ELSE MIGHT I KNOW THE POSTING STYLE OF?! I honestly thought that GUH was another lady on this board AND I'VE FELT GUILTY EVER SINCE!]

6. [Beauty..
Shannon is nice.]

See, six people. I wonder if you can guess them all?
While we're at it, can anyone do me? An impression I mean.

Wait, there's more. I think there are about four regulars roaming the board as guests, other than me.

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Who am I? Well, I am not the Never.

 

[Guest]

Guesting Forever

Sparky, sweetie, if you can't figga out how to guest, how ya gonna figga out who the guests are.

Oh, em, not that 'a' is dependent on 'b' of course.

I apologise to the real Never for the mis-use of her name.

 

[Nicole]

Well, it's certainly not me.
1. [As for being unable to copy another's style!! I think I can!! Dont you??]

2. [hows abotu this. i think this reminds me of at lest one poster..]

3. [Then here's another poster..... Yes, she's intelligent and all......................
But damn does she like them periods???? !!!! ...... ]

4. [Then we have the typse of poster who goes on contimiously for hours and hours without a period, it's like, they just can't use one consistantly perhaps they are motivated by a deep seated fear of that little dot, it looks so small and simple yet it brings about the end, perhaps they are frightened of their own mortality.]

5. [Let me see, WHO ELSE MIGHT I KNOW THE POSTING STYLE OF?! I honestly thought that GUH was another lady on this board AND I'VE FELT GUILTY EVER SINCE!]

6. [Beauty..
Shannon is nice.]

See, six people. I wonder if you can guess them all?
While we're at it, can anyone do me? An impression I mean.

Wait, there's more. I think there are about four regulars roaming the board as guests, other than me.

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Who am I? Well, I am not the Never.

Okay get ready to kick me in the kness.

Is #5 Siren by any chance?

Is #3 me by any chance, I don't agree with the intelligent part mind you, but I do tend to go crazy with the periods on ocassion.

Please tell me.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ooops I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game ooooh baby baby baby.

I confess. I didnt' do it. I'm not that cleaver. Really, I'm June in the kitchen, Debbie (after doin dallas) in the bed.. uh, everywhere else, and the Tappet Bros in the garage.

I do wish they would quit, particularly this Guh person. Say something interesting too, please. Don't just cuss people out and call them dirty names. A modicum of occassional intelligence if you please.

 

[Never]

Hey, it's Never the Never. My shadow has come to play with me!
No problem with the misuse, who wouldn't love a name like Never? Or Never the Never?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Never, you have the coooooooooolest name. I'd imitate you but I don't have the cleaverness to.

 

[Savage Kitten]

--rollin here--

good grief.. this is too funny! and for its annoyance it's still entertaining!

Its like a never ending riddle. I have some guesses, well, only 2 actually. 1 male and 1 female, doing most of the guest posting.

I'd like the answers of the 1 thru 6 though. That made me laugh so hard I almost peed! lol

 

[Guest]

Shhhh, Killer. If you pump that poor girl's head up any bigger it's gonna burst like some pimple filled with TNT or somethin'.

Come on, not one person's going to make fun of Never's posting style?
Personally, I think it's really... *gets wacked upside the head with a rubber chicken and passes out*

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Yes, I do believe I'd like to hear the answers, too