What's a belgian biscuit?

[dimbrys2]

Hi all. Read a story about swingers in a newspaper not long ago that talked of a "belgian biscuit", an act so disgraceful that the paper wouldn't say what it was. Much debate ensued amongst my friends and workmates, but to no avail. So, I'm turning to you lovely people to enlighten me...... Any ideas?

 

[Smilin' Bob]

maybe it is a European version of the "Cleveland Steamer"?

 

[toymaster]

Might be a variation of 'soggy biscuit'.

Four, or more, guys each kneel in a circle. The have a biscuit in one hand, their cock in the other. They masturbate and cum on the biscuit. Last to cum loses and has to eat the biscuits!

 

[Kiss Me]

It's harder than you'd think to find references to the term, what I could find was fairly bland and unhelpful.

Belgian biscuit n. A vile and non specific sex act performed by the staff of a down market brothel.

 

[Eilan]

It's harder than you'd think to find references to the term, what I could find was fairly bland and unhelpful.

Belgian biscuit n. A vile and non specific sex act performed by the staff of a down market brothel.

This was pretty much what I found, too. Definitely not much help.

 

[EarnestImp]

it is too disgusting to describe

but I can tell you the etymology.

A true (Antwerp style) Belgian biscuit consists of a layer of pastry, a chocolate layer, another pastry layer, a white cream layer, and a final layer of pastry.

Brussels style is the same, but topped with raspberry jam.

The sexual act is exactly analogous to the victual.

[size=-2]And if anyone ever says he want to give you an Parisian eclair job, run[/size]

 

[RedIntense]

While I haven't found anything very different from everyone else here, I recommend you always check the site www.urbandictionary.com for the answer to questions like this. Its a great dictionary to de-code every kind of slang you can imagine. And if you can't find it there, but find it eventually, you can add an entry to the urban dictionary!

 

[lost5pints]

this is yet another one for the "what do these terms mean" thread....I will ctry and get an answer tomorrow as i am off to bed....

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=164310

 

[Succulent-one]

It wasn't in the urban dictionary but this was (page 88 of the B's)

1. Belgian Blintz
Two men are involved. One man excretes a shit log, immediately thereafter the two men ejaculate upon the stool, covering it completely. Then, each begins to consume the steamy stool from either side, chewing until they meet in the middle with a messy kiss.
I blintzed this dude at Scott's appartment the other night, it was totally fucked up.

 

[SkyyAngel]

Okay I'm a pretty open-minded person... but that's disgusting......

 

[JustSkye]

*hurl*

 

[Succulent-one]

*hurl*

Couldn't agree more....all the other definitions that had Belgium in them were just as disgusting......well except for the waffles.....and they are just good waffles. LOL

 

[6ingirth]

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/15.gif

 

[zerimar1231]

Who thinks up this stuff? Does someone actually sit there and say "hummm, i think i just invented a new sexual position/act, what should we name it?" Besides that, it sounds so gross. But if that's what pleases you then by all means go ahead.

 

[silverwhisper]

i am so sorry that i read this thread.

ed

 

[FatherMuck]

All I can say is either the Belgians are very fucked up, or someone likes to pick on them.

 

[MintSoda]

For the longest time I resisted the lure of this thread. "What is a Belgian Buscuit? Well I probably don't want to know." Finally I just had to know, and now I wish I could unknow it.

You guys suck.

 

[redfunguy]

thats aweful

 

[onebadkitty]

i am so sorry that i read this thread.

ed

me too, silver. just because there's some cum on something doesn't make it a sex act, this shouldn't even be considered sexual... just gross.

 

[BeachLovers]

Belgian Haters

It could be the French, who have always looked down on the Belgians...they tell jokes about Belgians that out-do most other stereotypical ethnic jokes you've heard.

Still, like others, I am so sorry that I read the posted definitions. Ewwwwww is an understatement...

 

[EarnestImp]

Still, like others, I am so sorry that I read the posted definitions. Ewwwwww is an understatement...

don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

But I suspect it was the Dutch who came up with the term. Nobody loathes the Belgians like the Dutch. I can just see a bunch of drunk Dutch Uni students inventing definitions for Belgian this and Belgian that, guffawing in their typical snorty-phloemy Dutch way.

Of course, one defintion of 'dutch' at urbandictionary is 'to fondle with [sic] your penis alot [sic]', which may represent a feeble counterattack by the Belgians against the intellectually stronger Nederlanders.

 

[BeautifulBoy]

Wow

This is both a very creepy and fucking funny ass thread. I for one am glad I read it. Although I think I will pass on the activity itself. I can read about anything.

 

[NYSubGrpplr]

i am so sorry that i read this thread.

ed

lol me too

 

[Miss Trixie]

that is so so so so wrong on so many levels

 

[corkscrewer]

That's interesting...