What's a girl to do?

Well it wouldnt be except for the fact that my umm needs have not been satisfied. HeHe basically im horny as motherflippin hell and i havent had sex in almost a month!! HELP!!!
 
How may I be of assistance ma'am?

My mum taught me that it is often satisfying to help others;)
 
hehe dont i wish!! Dont you think your little Lioness will get mad if you play with me too?
 
This whole thing is becoming a logistical nightmare. But the dream is great.

This would be so much easier and significantly more fun were we all in the same place. Its a heavy burden but i'm blessed with broad shoulders.

I'll be off in the corner mega-dosing vitamine E capsules and hydrating with Powerade while you guys see if an arrangement can be reached.
 
Other hand on the ass, they LOVE that I guarentee it!

Otherwise, go for the nipples (yes, I am serious... it is an errogenous zone for men too!)

Of course, the main idea is to see if you can get that hand moving around or squeezing, so that he feels fully "attended" to.
;)
 
HEHE im am a fan of biting on a mans nipples just slightly then licking them hehe!! Got some good reactions from that one as well!!!
 
But wouldn't that interupt the ... main event so to speak.
 
Sorry but im big on foreplay!! But fine ill keep my lips, tongue, and teeth away form your nipples!!
 
Theres no need to be rash! I was merely pondering how you could do both at the same time.

I never said I didn't like it.... far from it.;)
 
HEHE Nope i think im gonna take my mouth and other moist body parts elsewhere since you MR. Expertise do not appreciate them!!
 
Foiled yet again!

Drat!!!

*ahhh shit i'm channeling Flagg again*
 
Doesn't Flagg have to be dead to be channelled?

KillerMuffin wrinkles her nose at the byplay. Shame on you for hijacking this thread for a flirt-a-thon. I would NEVER do that. :D

Guys are visually stimulated for the most part, this works well on the hetero but does nothing for the strictly homo. Sorry Bobtoad. They can say all they want about adoring a woman's mind, eyes, lips, boobs, ass, legs, toes, but what do they want? Pussy! Guys love being teased, as long as you follow through with the promise. *grinnin wickedly*

So get into a 69 position and tell him that if he touches you before you let him, then he's gonna get in trouble. Do your thing with the blowjob and one hand on him, and use your other hand on yourself. Other than David who was married to Keith, I have never met a man who just didn't go nuts over a woman touching her pussy inches from his face. Especially if she gets visibly wet while doing it. You don't have to worry about appearing spastic because you have a rhythym going with your mouth and the hand right above his eyes, that sort of rhythym is a natural thing. He may not even notice. The plus side to all this, you'll feel really really good too. Don't be afraid to orgasm either, unless you're the kind where an orgasm ends sex for ya.

Men are funny, despite the whole wham bam thank ya ma'am concept, what they find more sexually exciting than anything is their women enjoyin the hell out of sex with them. The more excited you get, the more excited they get. At least in my vaguely limited experience. Am I right guys? Or am I deluding myself and spreading misinformation?
 
The fact that her getting off gets me off is something that has served me well. Along with greatly assisting in being "asked to come back".

Pleasing my partner is without fail the biggest turn on for me.

Blah blah blah. I know

Anyway ... well put.
 
Muff damn must put that little trick in my book of things to do !! Damn that even turned me on!!
 
It was a purely hypothetical discussion.

What exactly is the etiquette for inviting someone in anyway. I'm pretty sure Emily Post never covered it?
 
Whispersecret said:
Yeah, Creamy! :) I've done that, but I always feel sort of stupid, because my hand always ends up in the same tempo as my mouth, and I end up feeling like someone who's spastically trying to pat their head and rub their tummy at the same time. Maybe I'm just uncoordinated!

LOL Happens to me, too. I can barely control one hand and my mouth. I'd lose the whole thing if I tried to use two hands.
 
OMG! *gasp*
Expertise is going to lose his guru pants here before we know it!
 
Ahhhh the blessing of drawstring tops grasshoppa'.

Welcome back sweetie, missed you.
 
Yep. If he keeps up with Lionness, it might even be today. Too bad it won't be me that takes him beyond guru-ship. :(
Glad to see you back, Jade.
 
Expertise said:
Ahhhh the blessing of drawstring tops grasshoppa'.

Welcome back sweetie, missed you.

Speaking of.. .uh oh! You forgot to tie yours after you left this morning, ... ah well, if they fall off, they fall off right?

April, thanks.. missed you! :)
 
Martha Stewart doesn't live here, and is not permitted in my house.

On the other hand, there have been wonderful ideas about what to do with the other hand. I'm always teachable. Now, what's HE doing with HIS hands while you're looking for places for yours?
 
I love to stroke her hair or rub her back. If I have something to do with my hands I dont look like i'm having some kind of spastic seizure.;)
 
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