What's a girl to do?

To Expertise

Ummmmm Hmmmmm. Expertise, I can't picture you looking like anything but cool. I can only imagine that you would find wonderful things to do with your hands, which would inspire me to find wonderful things to do with mine.
 
My we're fickle today what hapened to your devotion to DCL.

Trust me I have moments of SEVERE uncoolness ....I just cover well.
 
I'm not selfish enough to just care for one person. There is so much love to be had out there--I intend to give and receive - until I consider that I've done my share.

However, I am very, very picky. I choose only the best. The others will never hear from me.
 
What is the masculine equivalent of *swoon*?

Pretty much speechless....not a common occurence BTW.
 
Hey.. no one answered my question.
Aw, forget it.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :cool: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was meaningless anyway.
 
Whispersecret said:
Also, I might need some guinea pigs to practice on...:D

I respectfully submit my application for the position of guinea pig. I can put my hands anywhere you like. As an added benefit, I come fully equiped with a bunch of bananas and a case of cheap champagne.
 
Guinea pig?
Well, I guess I could be persuaded. I wouldn't want anyone to have to suffer through less-than-perfect head.


<crooks a finger at Bigdog> You seem a little undecided about what you like. <grins> How’s about I practice a few things on you and we’ll see what makes you go, “Woof!”

I wouldn’t dream of going for Havoc unless invited, Nicole! What kinda girl do you think I am? (Could he really handle three women at once??? Pant pant)

Hell if you can get as far as massaging the perenium why dont you try putting a wet finger into his ass and massaging his prostate!! Hell come in seconds trust me!!

The prostate thing could work if I knew where the hell it was. Doc Oliver, I need a map. On the other hand, I don’t necessarily want him to cum in seconds. My goal is concentrated, prolonged pleasure...

Martha Stewart says the other hand is used to turn the pages of the "Ladies Home Journal" resting on his stomach.

LOL, High Peaks! But I’m sure Martha would rather I peruse HER magazine, Living! <winks>

Golden, darling! <smooches Golden> I just got an idea. Come on over--I’d like to try gently pulling the hairs on your sac and sliding my fingers through your golden locks. Sound like a plan?
 
Other hand on the ass, they LOVE that I guarentee it! Otherwise, go for the nipples (yes, I am serious... it is an errogenous zone for men too!)

I know, Jade. HubbySecret doesn't seem to be into nipples at all. Bummer. I love licking his.

KillerMuffin, the best of both worlds! He likes the 69 position much more than I do. Being the sexually uncoordinated gal that I am, I find it really hard to enjoy his licking when I’m trying to do miraculous things with my lips and tongue. But if I do as you suggest, he can have his position and get great head at the same time. :D

Happens to me, too. I can barely control one hand and my mouth. I'd lose the whole thing if I tried to use two hands.

April! Sisters in Spastic Sex! I've taken that Steadying Hand off before and it never fails...a couple of seconds later he pops out of my mouth. When that happens it just seems so...goofy and embarrassing. Another time I tried it with no hands, I got choked -- really nasty experience. I jack-knifed off the bed, gagged, coughed something awful.

Now, what's HE doing with HIS hands while you're looking for places for yours?

I love to have my hair stroked. I also like his hand to rest lightly on my head. There's that feeling that he's in control over me that I like. ;)

I respectfully submit my application for the position of guinea pig. I can put my hands anywhere you like. As an added benefit, I come fully equiped with a bunch of bananas and a case of cheap champagne.

Hey, skibum, I KNOW what you like to do with bananas and champagne, baby! What are you waiting for??? Hop that plane, man! <snaps her fingers rapidly> Bring the whipped cream and caramel sauce too. Ah, hell, bring any food you want to lick off me or suck out of me! I'm ready!
 
I'd be there if I thought my truck would make it that far!
 
Whispersecret said:
The prostate thing could work if I knew where the hell it was. Doc Oliver, I need a map.

Have no fear, Miss Whisper. The prostate surrounds the urethra proximal to its entrance into the penis. The place where you can feel it, though, is in the rectum. Slide your finger in... No, not like that! Gently! hehe

Once you're in, go up about 3 inches and feel around the anterior side (the side nearest his front) and you should feel something about the consistency of your cheek. That's the prostate. If it's as hard as the cartilage at the tip of your nose get that man to the doctor, cuz he has prostate cancer!

Hope this helps... of course, I'd always be willing to give you a private demonstration. ;)

(P.S. excellent flirting, WS... I'm so proud).
 
<preens> I been practicin'!

By the way, Doc, how's the heart? Been keeping up on your DRTA?
 
The Other Hand?...

It's not about the Other hand...Don't scrape with the Teeth and SUCK!! And don't stop!! Too big? Then don't start...You must never get your man to lick you, with a finger in your ass...
 
Her new book

Originally posted by Whispersecret
But I’m sure Martha would rather I peruse HER magazine, Living! <winks>

This was an exerpt from a chapter in her new book "How to Find Spare Time You Didn't Know You Had!"

The chapter is titled "if you aren't being reproductive be productive".

OK not really. :)
 
originally posted by WhispersecretGolden, darling! <smooches Golden> I just got an idea. Come on over--I’d like to try gently pulling the hairs on your sac and sliding my fingers through your golden locks. Sound like a plan?

Hey gorgeous [smooches back], that would be the perfect plan bar one small detail ... no hairs on the sac these days! But the resrt ofd m,y pubes have survived, and golden locks remain in all the other usual places barring of course the top of my middle-aged head!
 
Re: The Other Hand?...

insideShiraz said:
It's not about the Other hand...Don't scrape with the Teeth and SUCK!! And don't stop!! Too big? Then don't start...You must never get your man to lick you, with a finger in your ass...

Don't scrape with the Teeth? I do that all the time, usually shortly followed by "AAAAAAHhhhhh oh my gawd I'm gonnna cummmmmmmmmm!!!" Perhaps rubbing or stroking with the Teeth would be a more accurate description...

(KillerMuffin has very very sensitive teeth and likes feeling things with them, warm things, not cold things.)
 
It depends:

If I'm on top, I'll initially wrap my hand around his
shaft and pump, to help guide where he goes in my mouth
and throat. That and my mouth bobbing over him and my swirling tongue get him hard and throbbing, so I
no longer NEED to guide his in-and-out thrusts in my mouth,
his hardness pretty-much KNOWS where to go by then. Then I'll use my hand to gently cup his balls in my palm: I
really LIKE how his balls feel in my hand!

If he's on top, I have BOTH hands free to explore his stomach or knead his ass cheeks. Either way, both hands are regulating the pace of his thrusts down ino my throat.
His hands are usually busy exploring ME at that point, and as we bothe get more excited, my hands will pull downward on his butt or push upward on his tummy with ever-increasing
frequency.

Does this help?


-- Latina
 
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