WHAT'S ON THE TAPES...

[KimAwakened]

Putinspoodle has been obsessed lately with preventing damaging imports from penguin-inhabited islands.

Clearly, the American penguin shit industry will now be reinvigorated thanks to the tariffs and we can expect a blossoming of the stuff all over. Loyal Putinspoodlists will be able to decorate their faces with it and nobody will be able to say that they don't deserve it.

Just fantastic to know that such American greatness is coming to the fore again. Maybe the tapes have something about penguins on them..?

 

[Bray123]

Putinspoodle has been obsessed lately with preventing damaging imports from penguin-inhabited islands.

Clearly, the American penguin shit industry will now be reinvigorated thanks to the tariffs and we can expect a blossoming of the stuff all over. Loyal Putinspoodlists will be able to decorate their faces with it and nobody will be able to say that they don't deserve it.

Just fantastic to know that such American greatness is coming to the fore again. Maybe the tapes have something about penguins on them..?

The penguins will need to support themselves by exporting their eggs to the US, thus the price of eggs will drop.

I've cracked it, and that's no yolk!

 

[KimAwakened]

Pres. Putinspoodle AKA Donny boy has been doing a fair bit of backsliding on his promises/threats lately.

I suspect he may have to do just a mite more still... has anyone whispered in his ear what people's private pension funds are generally linked to..?

I don't know what this pinko, socialist "world trade" crap means but it seems to be implicated in some way... probably just fake news...