What's on your Won't Do list?

Pamela Anderson. Angelina Jolie. Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro.

Oh, wait, was that a rhetorical question?

Oooooo, someone's feisty today!

There's a good reason I have no tattoos. As I look back in time and try to think one thing I have consistently loved, that could be expressed in a visual form I have also always loved, which I would want painted on my body, I come up blank. Good thing too because I was a hair's breath away from having "Don't have a cow, man!" tattooed on my ass in the early nineties.
 
Oooooo, someone's feisty today!

There's a good reason I have no tattoos. As I look back in time and try to think one thing I have consistently loved, that could be expressed in a visual form I have also always loved, which I would want painted on my body, I come up blank. Good thing too because I was a hair's breath away from having "Don't have a cow, man!" tattooed on my ass in the early nineties.

Hahahaha! When am I not feisty baby?! =^.^=

I don't think I could ever get a tattoo unless I did exactly what you tried, and thought of something that I've consistently loved, and found something I'd be okay with putting on my body. I'd love to get a tattoo if it wasn't permanent, though. I have lots of things I'd love to do temporarily.
 
I'm wanting a tattoo. I got the design sorted then couldn't afford to get it done cos I lost my job.

I'm hoping to get Sir to come with me when I finally get it done.
 
Oooooo, someone's feisty today!

There's a good reason I have no tattoos. As I look back in time and try to think one thing I have consistently loved, that could be expressed in a visual form I have also always loved, which I would want painted on my body, I come up blank. Good thing too because I was a hair's breath away from having "Don't have a cow, man!" tattooed on my ass in the early nineties.

This is why I have no tattoos.

My friend K has a lot of very expensive inkwork done, and gives the best advice I've heard for ink. Take whatever design you are hot for and have a drawing made of it (in itself a very good idea), then tape that drawing to your bathroom mirror for 6-8 months. If you don't get sick of seeing it there every day, it might be a good idea for a tattoo.

He's spent more money on ink than I did on my car, and it works well together. And none of it is visible when he has a work shirt on.
 
If you're done flogging the horse, feel free to flog me.

I'll show you my boobs


*bats eyes*

Unfortunately, utilizing the ninja skills he learned MANY MANY years ago in some temple in Japan or Kentucky or some shit, Homburg snuck in and absconded with my entire collection of floggers.

And booze.

And all my lightbulbs.

Haven't seen one of my cats lately, either.

However, never one to miss the twin treats of a woman writhing in pleasure/pain and exposing her bosoms, I will utilize my notorious improvisational skills. I trust you have no objections to a hairbrush?

(If you do have objections... well... even better.)

On the matter of tattoos, I saw waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many episodes of America's Most Wanted that included lines such as "The suspect has a tattoo of 'I love mom' on his left bicep. If you see him, he is considered armed and dangerous, do not approach." Yeah, no identifying marks here. ;)
 
Unfortunately, utilizing the ninja skills he learned MANY MANY years ago in some temple in Japan or Kentucky or some shit, Homburg snuck in and absconded with my entire collection of floggers.

And booze.

And all my lightbulbs.

Haven't seen one of my cats lately, either.

I get blamed for ever-damned-thing.

The damned cat keeps tearing up the drapes too.
 
See, to me, my scars are my tattoos. The story of me is written on my body and I feel no need to embellish.

Now, I have nothing against bodily decoration, in any form; on some people it’s quite dazzling. My friend has a tattoo of Shakespeare’s signature on her forearm, another friend has a tiny penguin on her ankle, another friend got the Ironman symbol on her shoulder after she completed her first race, another friend is a musician and has the opening notes of “Brown Eyed Girl” on her lower back – they are all very nice and suitable to the individuals.

I like my body “as is” though. The only part of me that has been pierced is my ears and that was under duress. I have since let them grow over. I don’t wear any jewelry. I won’t get any kind of plastic surgery – lovin’ my emerging wrinkles. I guess I look at my refusal to decorate myself as my little war against the social machine that demands we conform to set standards of beauty.

Or I’m just lazy.

And I hate needles.

I do wax, too, which kind of blows my theory to hell.

It’s complicated.
 
I get blamed for ever-damned-thing.

The damned cat keeps tearing up the drapes too.

I was wondering where my hello kitty socks went! God damn you Hommie, you thief! You dirty no good scoundrel, you....

Hey, where's my backspace button?
 
The only part of me that has been pierced is my ears and that was under duress. I have since let them grow over.

I was three when my mom took me to get mine pierced, so I've always had mine done as long as I can remember.

I would like to get them done again, though, soon.

And maybe my navel once the baby comes, although I'm not sure because navel piercings have a high rate of infection and rejection and take forever to heal.
 
I was three when my mom took me to get mine pierced, so I've always had mine done as long as I can remember.

I would like to get them done again, though, soon.

And maybe my navel once the baby comes, although I'm not sure because navel piercings have a high rate of infection and rejection and take forever to heal.

My sister dragged me into it. She's ten years older than me. I think I was 11 at the time. I almost fainted. I wore earrings basically to placate her and to stop my mom from asking, "Why can't you be more like a girl?" Once I escaped the asylum, I took them out for good.

My belly button is sooooooooo sensitive. Just thinking about something poking in there...oh cod, I feel nauseous. Don't even get me started on nipples. I have no idea how people get this done. The guy would have to pry me off the ceiling. I like pain and I'll happily beat the crap out of myself in a thousand other ways but stick something pointy through my girl bits? Never, ever, ever, ever, ever...ever.
 
My belly button is sooooooooo sensitive. Just thinking about something poking in there...oh cod, I feel nauseous. Don't even get me started on nipples. I have no idea how people get this done. The guy would have to pry me off the ceiling. I like pain and I'll happily beat the crap out of myself in a thousand other ways but stick something pointy through my girl bits? Never, ever, ever, ever, ever...ever.

Statements like this make me want to get out the rope and the sharps.

viv and MIS have both declared undying hatred of all things needley, yet I've worked needles on them both. I've cross-pierced viv's nipples, and she said the same thing in regards to her girl bits there.

Sharps can be fun.
 
mine took six months to heal and thats about average

Egads!

It would never heal on me then and I'd likely die of septicemia. I spend way too much time in the ocean and in warm, humid climates. Heck, paper cuts get infected and take six months to heal on this island.

I'm curious though, for those who've pierced delicate body parts, what was the driving motivation behind this decision?
 
Statements like this make me want to get out the rope and the sharps.

viv and MIS have both declared undying hatred of all things needley, yet I've worked needles on them both. I've cross-pierced viv's nipples, and she said the same thing in regards to her girl bits there.

Sharps can be fun.

I used to like you.
 
Egads!

It would never heal on me then and I'd likely die of septicemia. I spend way too much time in the ocean and in warm, humid climates. Heck, paper cuts get infected and take six months to heal on this island.

I'm curious though, for those who've pierced delicate body parts, what was the driving motivation behind this decision?

At the time, why the fuck not. As for needle play, the endorphin rush is unfucking believable.
 
Egads!

It would never heal on me then and I'd likely die of septicemia. I spend way too much time in the ocean and in warm, humid climates. Heck, paper cuts get infected and take six months to heal on this island.

I'm curious though, for those who've pierced delicate body parts, what was the driving motivation behind this decision?

not that a navel piercing is the same as, say a clit piercing or nipple piercing in regards to delicate parts...

i got my belly button pierced as my first mark as Master's at the time sub.
full story linked here: http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=26798619&postcount=10694
 
Egads!

It would never heal on me then and I'd likely die of septicemia. I spend way too much time in the ocean and in warm, humid climates. Heck, paper cuts get infected and take six months to heal on this island.

I'm curious though, for those who've pierced delicate body parts, what was the driving motivation behind this decision?

Ocean, assuming it is as clean as yours looks, is not so bad for piercings. The climate though, probably not so much.

See ITW's post for the why's.

I used to like you.

Aw, now, don't be like that. You never know, you might like it. Or, well, I might present it in a way that might get you curious enough. :cool:

And, to be frank, I'd never go anywhere like nipples or genitals with someone who'd never done it and was afraid of needles. The back is usually a good place to start.

(And the rope part of it was just me being evil. With needleplay, I'd much rather you just lie still and look pretty.)
 
At the time, why the fuck not. As for needle play, the endorphin rush is unfucking believable.

OK, I'll buy this but I couldn't be motivated this way.

Endorphin rushes are cool, yes, I've had my share and several other people's shares as well but I can think of other ways to get them that don't involve the poking of the nipplers or my pookoo (belly button).

Anyone else?
 
Ocean, assuming it is as clean as yours looks, is not so bad for piercings. Clean yes but also full of microscopic critters, bad for cuts. The climate though, probably not so much.

See ITW's post for the why's.



Aw, now, don't be like that. You never know, you might like it. Or, well, I might present it in a way that might get you curious enough. :cool:

And, to be frank, I'd never go anywhere like nipples or genitals with someone who'd never done it and was afraid of needles. The back is usually a good place to start.

(And the rope part of it was just me being evil. With needleplay, I'd much rather you just lie still and look pretty.)

My. Palms. Are. Sweating.
 
Unfortunately, utilizing the ninja skills he learned MANY MANY years ago in some temple in Japan or Kentucky or some shit, Homburg snuck in and absconded with my entire collection of floggers.

And booze.

And all my lightbulbs.

Haven't seen one of my cats lately, either.

However, never one to miss the twin treats of a woman writhing in pleasure/pain and exposing her bosoms, I will utilize my notorious improvisational skills. I trust you have no objections to a hairbrush?

(If you do have objections... well... even better.)

:cathappy:


On tattoos, I have never really liked the idea, but every once in a while I get a notion to get a tramp stamp of "obey" in kanji.
Jounar and I have been talking for a while about having something branded on my ass. But that will be an in person event.

I am so petrified of needles. I had wanted my belly button pierced for 5 years before I had it done because of this fear. When I finally did have it done, a couple of friends took me. One held my hand, petted my hair and chanted "good girl, good pet" to me while the other sat beside me chastizing "breath wenchie breath!" I imagine when I have my nipples done next week the scene will be fairly simular. :eek:
 
OK, I'll buy this but I couldn't be motivated this way.

Endorphin rushes are cool, yes, I've had my share and several other people's shares as well but I can think of other ways to get them that don't involve the poking of the nipplers or my pookoo (belly button).

Anyone else?

Me too. Corset piercing. They're not in for more than a few hours. The needler can be evil or nice.
 
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