satindesire
Queen of Geeks
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Yeah, who says getting drunk before going to the tattoo parlour is a bad idea?
Pamela Anderson. Angelina Jolie. Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro.
Oh, wait, was that a rhetorical question?
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Yeah, who says getting drunk before going to the tattoo parlour is a bad idea?
Pamela Anderson. Angelina Jolie. Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro.
Oh, wait, was that a rhetorical question?
Oooooo, someone's feisty today!
There's a good reason I have no tattoos. As I look back in time and try to think one thing I have consistently loved, that could be expressed in a visual form I have also always loved, which I would want painted on my body, I come up blank. Good thing too because I was a hair's breath away from having "Don't have a cow, man!" tattooed on my ass in the early nineties.
To quote the appropriate Dugger comment, "It's a vagina, not a clown car."

Oooooo, someone's feisty today!
There's a good reason I have no tattoos. As I look back in time and try to think one thing I have consistently loved, that could be expressed in a visual form I have also always loved, which I would want painted on my body, I come up blank. Good thing too because I was a hair's breath away from having "Don't have a cow, man!" tattooed on my ass in the early nineties.
If you're done flogging the horse, feel free to flog me.
I'll show you my boobs
*bats eyes*
Unfortunately, utilizing the ninja skills he learned MANY MANY years ago in some temple in Japan or Kentucky or some shit, Homburg snuck in and absconded with my entire collection of floggers.
And booze.
And all my lightbulbs.
Haven't seen one of my cats lately, either.
I made a little flower garden yesterday.
Yeah, no identifying marks here.![]()

I get blamed for ever-damned-thing.
The damned cat keeps tearing up the drapes too.
The only part of me that has been pierced is my ears and that was under duress. I have since let them grow over.
I was three when my mom took me to get mine pierced, so I've always had mine done as long as I can remember.
I would like to get them done again, though, soon.
And maybe my navel once the baby comes, although I'm not sure because navel piercings have a high rate of infection and rejection and take forever to heal.
And maybe my navel once the baby comes, although I'm not sure because navel piercings have a high rate of infection and rejection and take forever to heal.
My belly button is sooooooooo sensitive. Just thinking about something poking in there...oh cod, I feel nauseous. Don't even get me started on nipples. I have no idea how people get this done. The guy would have to pry me off the ceiling. I like pain and I'll happily beat the crap out of myself in a thousand other ways but stick something pointy through my girl bits? Never, ever, ever, ever, ever...ever.
mine took six months to heal and thats about average
Statements like this make me want to get out the rope and the sharps.
viv and MIS have both declared undying hatred of all things needley, yet I've worked needles on them both. I've cross-pierced viv's nipples, and she said the same thing in regards to her girl bits there.
Sharps can be fun.
Egads!
It would never heal on me then and I'd likely die of septicemia. I spend way too much time in the ocean and in warm, humid climates. Heck, paper cuts get infected and take six months to heal on this island.
I'm curious though, for those who've pierced delicate body parts, what was the driving motivation behind this decision?
Egads!
It would never heal on me then and I'd likely die of septicemia. I spend way too much time in the ocean and in warm, humid climates. Heck, paper cuts get infected and take six months to heal on this island.
I'm curious though, for those who've pierced delicate body parts, what was the driving motivation behind this decision?
Egads!
It would never heal on me then and I'd likely die of septicemia. I spend way too much time in the ocean and in warm, humid climates. Heck, paper cuts get infected and take six months to heal on this island.
I'm curious though, for those who've pierced delicate body parts, what was the driving motivation behind this decision?
I used to like you.
At the time, why the fuck not. As for needle play, the endorphin rush is unfucking believable.
Ocean, assuming it is as clean as yours looks, is not so bad for piercings. Clean yes but also full of microscopic critters, bad for cuts. The climate though, probably not so much.
See ITW's post for the why's.
Aw, now, don't be like that. You never know, you might like it. Or, well, I might present it in a way that might get you curious enough.
And, to be frank, I'd never go anywhere like nipples or genitals with someone who'd never done it and was afraid of needles. The back is usually a good place to start.
(And the rope part of it was just me being evil. With needleplay, I'd much rather you just lie still and look pretty.)
Unfortunately, utilizing the ninja skills he learned MANY MANY years ago in some temple in Japan or Kentucky or some shit, Homburg snuck in and absconded with my entire collection of floggers.
And booze.
And all my lightbulbs.
Haven't seen one of my cats lately, either.
However, never one to miss the twin treats of a woman writhing in pleasure/pain and exposing her bosoms, I will utilize my notorious improvisational skills. I trust you have no objections to a hairbrush?
(If you do have objections... well... even better.)

OK, I'll buy this but I couldn't be motivated this way.
Endorphin rushes are cool, yes, I've had my share and several other people's shares as well but I can think of other ways to get them that don't involve the poking of the nipplers or my pookoo (belly button).
Anyone else?