What's the deal?

[gauchecritic]

Didn't see this thread first and said hello in some other thread.

Eyup shock.

Gauche

 

[Shock Chick]

Didn't see this thread first and said hello in some other thread.

Eyup shock.

Gauche

Hello again Gauche. I found the other thread.

Shock Chick

P.S. To everyone: I haven't had any more cock pics but the real thing would be nice...

 

[Liar]

I've got about as much short term memory as a chocolate chip cookie, so I have no idea if I said hi already. So:

Hi, Shock!

#L

ps. Be careful whay you wish for. Plane tickets are cheap these days. Do you mind if it is still attached to it's owner?

 

[Shock Chick]

Thankyou Liar!

Um, yes, I think I would prefer it if it was still attached. Wouldn't be much use to me otherwise except as a tasty snack.

 

[Guest]

Ha! I like your style, Shock. You should read my new story! Not for squeemish men, that's for sure.

Lou

 

[tolyk]

Awww...

Even tiny, crooked, fat, skinny, long and ugly cocks need to be loved, Ann.

~lucky

Heh heh. Well, thats certainly true Lucky

Welcome Shock Chick, sorry for my late greeting, been away from the site a bit. Hope you are enjoying everything so far.

 

[Shock Chick]

Hello Tolyk, yes I am thankyou.

It's strange I seem to be getting de-sensitized to cock pics incredibly quickly.

 

[NoJo]

No, it's just that you're going sappho... it happens to all the female authors here sooner or later.

 

[Shock Chick]

Going what? Is it painful?

 

[MercyMia]

Thankyou Minsue and Tatelou, I don't mind. I'm not a prude or anything like that I was just a bit surprised. His cock didn't look very interesting anyway.

Shock Chick

LOL, Shock Chick. Welcome to Literotica. I see you come equipped with a tough sense of humor

Like SubJoe, I feel left out. I never got a PM to go look at some dick pics when I signed up for Literotica.

 

[Shock Chick]

Thankyou MercyMia.

If you feel that bad I'm more than happy to share.

 

[Shock Chick]

Joe: There is an entire thread for conspiracies. Perhaps if you take your complaints over there, one of my voices might hear you and decide to put up an appropriate AV.

Shock Chick: Stick around. Every now and then Minsue's able to talk me in to things I wouldn't normally do.

(can I venture a guess as to whom was probing your box so early? horny_male_slut has been going crazy around here lately.)




~lucky

I've just seen this. Yeh that was the desperate fellow.

 

[tolyk]

Hello Tolyk, yes I am thankyou.

It's strange I seem to be getting de-sensitized to cock pics incredibly quickly.

Yeah, sorry about that I tried changing it, but I was told rather quickly in another forum to change it back.. heh *blush* *shrug* Its just a cock

 

[Shock Chick]

Hey don't feel bad. It's ok I could get used to this and it's a good example of one too.

 

[tolyk]

Hey don't feel bad. It's ok I could get used to this and it's a good example of one too.

Alrighty, thats a lot more encouraging Another welcome to the lovely lady


Pssst, I believe you are de-virginized, now for the 100 posts for your AV

 

[Shock Chick]

Thankyou Tolyk!

Oh yeh so I have. Ok which one of you randy buggers took my cherry? Don't stop talking to me guys, not that far to go now...

 

[tolyk]

There is a high probability it was your reply to me. When I looked you were at 28. I think you posted in a different forum, then posted in here. So I think your reply to me was your 30th.

 

[Shock Chick]

Ah so you are the culprit. Not surprised with a cock like that!

 

[tolyk]

Yes, I must confess. Twas I who pilfered your cherry. As you mentioned however, at least I had the proper tool for the job.

 

[Shock Chick]

Indeedy you do. All of this is great inspiration for a story I'm writing right now.

 

[tolyk]

Always glad to be an inspiration But for now I've got to go. Have a great day. Good luck on your story. Nice to meet you,

 

[Shock Chick]

Thanks Tolyk. You too. I feel as if I know you intimately now.

 

[tolyk]

Well, if you are ever in Ontario you can see if that feeling rings true or not *winks*

 

[Shock Chick]

I'll bear that in mind.

Bit of a swim from here though...

 

[Guest]

Going what? Is it painful?

Shock, Sappho was a Greek poet (ancient Greece) who wrote love lines to women. Only fragments remain of her work but they are as exquisitely sensual as any woman might desire to hear. Sapphic is a euphemism for lesbian. You'll find (if not already) that AH women love to flirt (and more) with each other. Dyke hysteria happens really fast on some threads.

Re. your potentially shocking AV, I can't imagine anything truly shocking, sex-wise at least, not even if you're a tranny. Please don't post a pic of sauteed eels, though.

best, Perdita