What's the kinkiest torture you can come up with?

Originally posted by ~hellbaby~
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A mamogram for men,instead of breasts it is your testes they squeeze.To make it more fun the machine is studded with nails inside if you flinch or move you start over after a nice lil shock correction.
Not too kinky but not too much fun either

Very nice one, Hellybaby. While I'm a submissive-masochist at heart and so usually the fantasies spin the other direction, the idea of men getting a taste of what we go through during a mamogram has a unique appeal. :devil:

Now, can you think of a way to impregnate them? :eek:
 
Re male impregnation:

But... but it won't open like a vagina does. It'd just split and be useless. *cringing at the thought*
 
Originally posted by PhoenixPrime01
Re male impregnation:

But... but it won't open like a vagina does. It'd just split and be useless. *cringing at the thought*


Ouch...ouch...ouch...and not a good ouch.
 
Well thanks to someone that shall remain nameless ....

The thought has ocurred to me of a full body abrasion with open mesh sandcloth...Followed by deep massage with green Tobasco sauce..

Once that warmup is done, we can move to the "sadistic" things.
 
EKVITKAR said:
Well thanks to someone that shall remain nameless ....

The thought has ocurred to me of a full body abrasion with open mesh sandcloth...Followed by deep massage with green Tobasco sauce..

Once that warmup is done, we can move to the "sadistic" things.

Damn!
Suppose you'd be using jalapano oil as a "skin smoother" at the end of the session?
 
Vixandra said:
Damn!
Suppose you'd be using jalapano oil as a "skin smoother" at the end of the session?

No ..Actually a custom mixture of 50/50 Vicks vapor rub and Prep H..

The jalapeno is in the green version of tobasco already...
 
EKVITKAR said:
No ..Actually a custom mixture of 50/50 Vicks vapor rub and Prep H..

The jalapeno is in the green version of tobasco already...
Ah, true. Forgotten that- don't do that kind of spicy often.
 
Vixandra said:
Ah, true. Forgotten that- don't do that kind of spicy often.

*grin* Good on chicken nuggets..And the anal plugs of the SAMmy....Just don't get them confused.. Yah Know?
 
LOL a chicken drumette with the jalapeno tabasco would look awfully funny in someone's arse. :)

A SAMmy shmorgesbord. giggles.
 
Originally posted by PhoenixPrime01
Re male impregnation:

But... but it won't open like a vagina does. It'd just split and be useless. *cringing at the thought*

Not a prob! We'd "re-channel" when your time came through the backdoor. ;)
 
Well...since Malcah started this ..We'll hand it to her..

Define Kinky..
 
Kinky is as kinky does -- I don't think that there is just one definition for kinky per se. One person's kink is anothers disgust. So I guess for these purposes I would say something that isn't mainstream. Like say, bathing in jello.
 
malcah_ms said:
Kinky is as kinky does -- I don't think that there is just one definition for kinky per se. One person's kink is anothers disgust. So I guess for these purposes I would say something that isn't mainstream. Like say, bathing in jello.

Isn't Jello kind of pase`?
 
You know, yes. I just couldn't think of anything else when I wrote that. Lame I know. :D
 
malcah_ms said:
You know, yes. I just couldn't think of anything else when I wrote that. Lame I know. :D


Hmm 150 gallons of chocolate pudding and between three and five subs..

That should do for a start...
 
Yes....pudding....flan would be good too. Mmmmm the caramel goodness. But pudding will do in a pinch. I've never had the pleasure of splooshing around in pudding. Would be a tasty experience. Would it be the "less sugar" variety?
 
TaintedB said:
Very nice one, Hellybaby. While I'm a submissive-masochist at heart and so usually the fantasies spin the other direction, the idea of men getting a taste of what we go through during a mamogram has a unique appeal. :devil:

Now, can you think of a way to impregnate them? :eek:
Yes, that would be nice, complete with the morning sickness,{ that I always seemed to get at 9pm}and the weight gain and lets not forget the pain itself!!HA! I don't think men could handle it!:)
 
Originally posted by ~hellbaby~
Yes, that would be nice, complete with the morning sickness,{ that I always seemed to get at 9pm}and the weight gain and lets not forget the pain itself!!HA! I don't think men could handle it!:)

You never know. There are some awfully tough men out there. Did you ever see this spoof site?

http://www.malepregnancy.com/

He's been pregnant about 4 years running now. Talk about holy gestation batman.
 
I tie you up...very firmly.

I blindfold you.

you are naked. totally.

there is a long silence....you wonder what will happen.


suddenly, out of nowhere...


you hear sammy davis jr. singing "The candyman"

For hours.....
 
Originally posted by arctic-stranger
I tie you up...very firmly.

I blindfold you.

you are naked. totally.

there is a long silence....you wonder what will happen.


suddenly, out of nowhere...


you hear sammy davis jr. singing "The candyman"

For hours.....

That has to be the best Sadistic action I've heard today! :)
 
arctic-stranger said:
I tie you up...very firmly.

*snip*
you hear sammy davis jr. singing "The candyman"

For hours.....



Remind me to never play with you.
 
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