Shenanigans90
sarcastic twit
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Dad, I ate the leftover potato salad and deviled eggs.
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OK, this is not meant to be actually sad. Inspired by a recent sad statement from my favourite Litster, what is the saddest thing (hopefully in a tongue in cheek kinda way) someone has said to you today?
Said to me: "My hands are too cold to masturbate."
That is awful. So sorry to hear about any suicide.My X texted me about a dear teacher who drowned herself recently.
So sorry to hear this.“If she’s too sick to save or if medication will help......either way she needs to be checked out”
My Domme told me I was on probation, not to communicate for a week, and would decide if she would keep me then.OK, this is not meant to be actually sad. Inspired by a recent sad statement from my favourite Litster, what is the saddest thing (hopefully in a tongue in cheek kinda way) someone has said to you today?
Said to me: "My hands are too cold to masturbate."
So sorry panda. Sending hugs and prayers to you and your momMy dad telling me my mom is in the ER. I think it’s the flu or idk. I’m kinda stressing
*comforting, shoulder pats*My dad telling me my mom is in the ER. I think it’s the flu or idk. I’m kinda stressing
I can understand. It is so difficult.My dad telling me my mom is in the ER. I think it’s the flu or idk. I’m kinda stressing
I hope she gets better soon!!My dad telling me my mom is in the ER. I think it’s the flu or idk. I’m kinda stressing