What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[VIPER2121]

"Not if you were the last guy on earth!"

 

[JerseyJade]

"Not if you were the last guy on earth!"

Lmao!

"Mommy, my arm hurts."

 

[CucumberLemonade]

"You might not be a real queen, but I'll make you feel one."
And laughter broke
"Together we'll build an empire of sober pervs."

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"We can get filthy between the spreadsheets."

Somebody knows my love language

 

[UgliestSon]

You have a great cock. While watching POV porn. Weird the cock looked nothing like mine. It was longer, thicker and maybe black. Could have been the lighting though.

 

[bunny4med]

That I deserve a good tongue lashing. (I'm not sure if that's giving or receiving)

 

[Apisto42]

“I woke up wet dreaming about us.”

 

[PNWKitten]

“I woke up wet dreaming about us.”

Did it involve your AV in anyway? Because...you know...Pooh...

 

[Apisto42]

Only tangentially.

 

[LizVegas79]

You have an open invitation.

 

[emsway]

“You can be my naughty boss lady.”

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I would make love to you every night if I was your wife.

 

[ydahecnot]

“You always cook well.”

 

[LizVegas79]

You ARE a gorgeous Latina goddess and anyone who says differently answers to me!

 

[SuzyWho]

Oops, misread I've got nothing..

 

[beachbaby179]

Today, as in since midnight? Or today, as in the past 24 hours? Hmmm. Doesn't matter. I got nothin'.

 

[JerseyJade]

Today, as in since midnight? Or today, as in the past 24 hours? Hmmm. Doesn't matter. I got nothin'.

Lol

 

[smtst5]

It’s still leaking

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I gotta pick just one?!
Ok, fine.
“You’d wear it for me...”

 

[Misshotndeep]

I have heard a few today. My favorite was being told I was loved. Nothing sexier. Even if it's just a friendship love. Beats just being a cum bucket.

 

[PNWKitten]

Not sexy. But it made my day. That I was charming.

Thank you if you end up reading this.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Tie me up, please?

 

[CucumberLemonade]

She's the finest blacksmith that have ever existed, she forged such sharp yet pleasant words out of irons that were twisted.

 

[AbsintheFather]

"I’m going to edge you for 18 days.... "

 

[AlpineFresco]

"I'll try not to break your dick."