What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Asian_Flower]

He’s good, isn’t he?

I think we are both "lucky"

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I love your eyes.

 

[seela]

Have a beer!

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I love your eyes.

I’d love to see them...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I was thinking about you... and something came up."

 

[LikeableMe]

“Love ya”

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

I can't stop looking at your feet...well something like that

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Ahhh...I prefer them wide open.

 

[Misshotndeep]

My respect for you went up. It's not sexy but it's the only compliment I have gotten all day.

 

[JerseyJade]

"Mmmm. Good girl."

 

[Taegul]

"At the sound of the beep, please record your message." Yeah, it's been a slow day.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"The bed filled with our memories..."

 

[Trouble_maker]

“Your drink is free sir, the car ahead of you paid for it.”

 

[VoraciousValue]

"At the sound of the beep, please record your message." Yeah, it's been a slow day.

Seeing as how I didn't get out of my place until almost 4 this afternoon, I kind of have the same problem. Basically, for me, it was the disembodied voice at the drive-thru window: "Make I take your order?"

 

[A_Hockey_Guy]

You look so pretty...and a little bit ornery ...


what can I say, I like a guy who gets me

That she took selfies in the bathroom mirror.

 

[TongueLust]

"Hand them over."

 

[Smoothshavendad]

My ass is craving you. So ready for you.

 

[Pigheaded]

How big of you....why thank you!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have not actually talked to anyone today so..... I got nothin'

 

[smtst5]

The gray in my beard makes me look distinguished

 

[UgliestSon]

You should check into rehab.

 

[samantha647]

my yoga pants … "looked like they were painted on"

 

[Jada59]

You're not wearing any pants!

 

[lacandy]

I’ve had honey thoughts about you for the past hour

 

[PNWKitten]

There were so many its hard to pick one, but I'm going with .... I want your head right here (pointing at chest) so I can play with your hair...