What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Lonelywife1205]

Want to know a secret

 

[haha_on_me]

Lol, that's very sexy

It was cute.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Can I just say how fantastic it was in the nerdiest way that you used the word 'egregious' before 8am??"

 

[Asian_Flower]

Not said but rather did. Hubby pretended to hump me from behind while I was making breakfast. I pretended to hump him back

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Lay on your back and bend your knees."

That xray technician was soooo sexy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

This is your reminder that your root canal is scheduled for Thursday at 10am

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

"Did you take out the recycling?"

I got so turned on by that, really.

 

[Diver81]

“It always get a goofy smile when your name pops up on my inbox “

 

[Fermina_Daza]

You make that boot look sexy.

 

[TongueLust]

"It's there if you need it."

 

[mnbreastluver]

In these temperatures your balls can get frostbite in under 2 minutes.

 

[Floridafun4everyone]

Nothing yet

 

[LizVegas79]

(through the door)
This package requires a signature ma'am.

 

[PattiJolene]

''that's a Hellofa sex bra in that pic you posted!''

 

[mrmphilllll]

(through the door)
This package requires a signature ma'am.

I’m so applying to Fed Ex! Lol

 

[filt]

“You’re not exactly an oil painting”.

Well, not to you, no. Thankfully, others seem to think otherwise

 

[JenniferSimms]

"Hello darkness my old friend..."

Actually I did talk to one male today. My boss asked me to get some background on a company that wants to be a supplier. Real sexy. I think his exact words were

"I need this by the end of the day."

I almost had an orgasm.

 

[LizVegas79]

"Hello darkness my old friend..."

Actually I did talk to one male today. My boss asked me to get some background on a company that wants to be a supplier. Real sexy. I think his exact words were

"I need this by the end of the day."

I almost had an orgasm.

("I need it by the end of the day" beats "Sign here" imho - hopefully we'll both have better luck tomorrow though LOL)

 

[smtst5]

Nice shovel

 

[JerseyJade]

"I miss you, Jade. I wish we could get together one day."

 

[FranklyFrank]

"I miss you, Jade. I wish we could get together one day."

Shhhhhhhhh that was supposed to be a secret!

 

[ImSinister]

Let’s pause this project until we meet on Tuesday. Hot.

 

[JerseyJade]

Shhhhhhhhh that was supposed to be a secret!

Oops! Sorry.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Something about Algebra. My mind wandered a bit.

 

[NastyNyx]

"One good turn deserves another"