What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Firedog78]

My wife was in my office today. She looked around and said "we could fool around in here..."

 

[ydahecnot]

“Let me set your next appointment, honey.”

 

[fsa52]

“I so want to kiss you right now.”

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Sexiest

good morning.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

"Once we start the radiation, you may experience some "Dry ejaculation" WTF? Does that mean she gets a mouth full of powder, or dust?

 

[VoraciousValue]

"Welcome to McDonald's. How can I help you?"

Seriously. That's it.

 

[Chillygirl]

“May I see your ID?” At the liquor store...I was flattered lol

 

[Anastasia1999]

“This is the best coffee break ever”

 

[2021Noobie]

Here’s your vaccination

 

[Sienna]

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[LizVegas79]

He said I felt "extra silky" this morning when he took his husbandly privileges with me.

 

[Sienna]

We both came out of the shower and he put my hair to oneside and gently held my breast kissing the nape of my neck (Mmm so sexy). And then he whispered into my ear... "You are my personal Cherry Grace but much more sexier and wonderful.
Fuck I am so fucking lucky and glad that you are alive and with us..."Cherry Grace Compilation

 

[TongueLust]

"I'm going to fuck you up."

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

"I love you." ....long pause...he laughs..."Say it!!"

I laugh. "I love you too."

 

[FranklyFrank]

Let's order pizza

 

[ydahecnot]

“Thought of you.”

 

[FunLi]

“Sometimes I just have to be a little rough and it gives in” - the cashier at Lowe’s trying to get my chip to read on the card reader. Bless him.

 

[FranklyFrank]

“Sometimes I just have to be a little rough and it gives in” - the cashier at Lowe’s trying to get my chip to read on the card reader. Bless him.

Ha words to live by...

 

[ydahecnot]

The guy clearly knows his way around wood

 

[FunLi]

Ha words to live by...

I agree

 

[FranklyFrank]

I agree

I just never knew it was code for she...

 

[Sienna]

We stepped into the shower together and he stood behind me with his hands holding my breasts whispering into my ear as he nibbled on it saying "We both should not be awake at this early hour, we should be fucking all day like we were trying to make another baby... come back to bed, I want to feel your gorgeous lips around my cock sucking me off like there is no tomorrow."

 

[TwoTaTango]

Three Unexpected Words

" You are Lovely"...... it made me smile knowing how kind that person was

 

[Anastasia1999]

You look fine for having just awakened there ....

 

[2021Noobie]

“Thank you for cooking dinner”