What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Deacon_Voss]

My wife said, "You know you're still as handsome as the day I met you, right?"

With my birthday on Friday, I needed that

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Suddenly I need to cum all over your glasses."

 

[Guyblue82]

"Suddenly I need to cum all over your glasses."

Huh, no one's ever said that to me while depositing a check at the bank

 

[Anastasia1999]

I’m wanting a whole lot of you….

 

[QuietCanadian]

Good friend of mine said my boobs were so big because my heart is so big, or something like that. He never says things like that, so, while it wasn’t super sexy, I’ll take it.

Well, that explains mine.

 

[LizVegas79]

You can't park there, ma'am.

 

[QuietCanadian]

??????

A bad self-deprecating joke about the size of my chest... or heart... really depends how you look at it. But explaining means it wasn't funny.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

"Hello, Jeff" - in a PM...

 

[TunnelKing089]

Nothing yet but a woman half my age stared at me for a solid 10 minutes before I threw my hand up at her last week.

Seemed nice.

 

[steelyblue73]

Need help getting it in?

 

[Anastasia1999]

I will pull your weeds for you.

 

[Dazer3]

I should've stayed in bed a little longer...I want you to fuck me like that so bad. I need you inside me...I want to feel you cum inside me.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nothing yet. We'll see if it changes.

 

[Dazer3]

This day just keeps getting better: "I've really had a craving for your cock in my mouth lately..."

 

[fzfiend77]

Had a little PM back-and-forth about threesomes. That's always a good time...

 

[Sweet_Lara]

I will clean them out for you
you could say his mind was in the gutter(s)
instant tingling, nonetheless

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

That's disgusting. My cock is hard.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Take me to Pound Town in the Big Lots dressing room.

 

[ydahecnot]

Take me to Pound Town in the Big Lots dressing room.

Dollar General caught on to your game?

 

[Cyberbella]

Take me to Pound Town in the Big Lots dressing room.

Where does he live where there’s a Big Lots dressing room?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Where does he live where there’s a Big Lots dressing room?

You read my mind.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Dollar General caught on to your game?

<chokes dramatically to death on her coffee>

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I caught you, and I liked it.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Where does he live where there’s a Big Lots dressing room?

Dude, just telling you what a skank Pintrest Mom said to me.

 

[Cyberbella]

Dude, just telling you what a skank Pintreet Mom said to me.

I thought you liked skanks?