What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Trubbycat]

Dinner was delicious

 

[NastyNyx]

I like you. A lot.

 

[Cymru9696]

“You were magical. Thank you.”

 

[Mgwb11]

“Pull that cord and climb in here.”

Though the day is young and I may see more patients.

I need to find the doctor's office near me that has somebody like you working there.

 

[nicechat]

She said she loves my legs.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I need to find the doctor's office near me that has somebody like you working there.

I’m sure there are more of us than you think

Also:
“MA'AM! YOUR THIGHS LOOK GREAT IN THIGH HIGH STOCKINGS, MA'AM!”


I guess technically it was yesterday, but I only got the message this morning, so… it counts.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The 7-11 cashier said come again tomorrow

 

[Jaws82]

I’m sure there are more of us than you think

Also:
“MA'AM! YOUR THIGHS LOOK GREAT IN THIGH HIGH STOCKINGS, MA'AM!”

They do

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Your wet spot."

 

[Scareltt]

"Your wet spot."

“Now it purrs, just like you.”

Mechanic at the Chevy Dealership, talking about my Suburban.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Your pull out game is tight.

 

[ydahecnot]

Your pull out game is tight.

Maybe because her tight game wasn’t all that

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Ruffle my bloomers forthwith, Sir Nigel! I fear I cannot wait until the servants are abed!"

 

[Scareltt]

“Lizzo is tonight! When do you want to start the party?”

 

[_Ritch_]

"Serious drunk texting."

@SassySheDevil , I'm hurt!

 

[PandemicReader8]

I'll just say, it was icing related.

 

[SassySheDevil]

"Serious drunk texting."

@SassySheDevil , I'm hurt!

It has taken me years to decipher your drunk texts but I have no clue who Frank is.

I don't know how your phone allows you to type such weird shit. My autocorrect would have fixed at least part of that.

 

[spankableBelle]

"coffee is magical"

 

[_Ritch_]

It has taken me years to decipher your drunk texts but I have no clue who Frank is.

I don't know how your phone allows you to type such weird shit. My autocorrect would have fixed at least part of that.

To be honest I think my auto correct takes one look at my texts when I'm off my head on meds and thinks, "even I can't decipher that shit!" and gives up.

 

[lacandy]

*checks in-box*

 

[Mei5ter]

*checks in-box*

^^ These are clearly the crickets from Kiss The Girl in The Little Mermaid. The crickets in my inbox are far less romantic.

 

[Lily13]

“You have to go, you’re my candy”!

That could be sexy if you like candy

 

[Filipinawife]

You have lovely eyes

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I do wish it was me fucking you.

 

[JerseyJade]

"Fuck, I'm gonna cum."