What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Filipinawife]

You have lovely eyes

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I do wish it was me fucking you.

 

[JerseyJade]

"Fuck, I'm gonna cum."

 

[Shenanigans90]

"Fuck, I'm gonna cum."

Damn, how many ladies did I say this to tonight?

 

[VoraciousValue]

"Want some more coffee?" Seriously, that was about it.

 

[StillRain]

I can’t recall.

 

[LizVegas79]

"Want some more coffee?" Seriously, that was about it.

That's not so bad. It sure beats, "There's no parking here, ma'am."
(I fucking hate being called ma'am!)

 

[VoraciousValue]

That's not so bad. It sure beats, "There's no parking here, ma'am."
(I fucking hate being called ma'am!)

I'm assuming "Yo, bitch!" would also be inappropriate??

 

[Daisy_Love]

“You can have whatever you wish, my love”

 

[crazychemgirl]

That I’m stalkworthy

 

[LizVegas79]

I'm assuming "Yo, bitch!" would also be inappropriate??

That I'm use to and could deal with!

 

[Pad_Foot]

“Fire your ass!!”
Not in any sort of good way
I shouldn’t have said “Ma’am” !!

 

[sallysparrow23]

I want to hold your sweaty and sticky body against mine.

 

[Trubbycat]

nothing

 

[7inchglory]

'For out anniversary, let's not buy each other whatever presents... let's build a VR racing Sim setup." My jaw and pants dropped at the same time.

 

[Shenanigans90]

You are everything I never wanted.

 

[MedicalMuse]

A conversation about breakfast

 

[VoraciousValue]

"My [sex] drive gets to the point it literally drives me crazy my mind races etc."

She sounds like a live one!

 

[_Ritch_]

"Be jealous of my Weiner."

 

[smtst5]

Nice arms

 

[StillRain]

“Finally.”

 

[spankableBelle]

Nothing.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"That was a double "

 

[lacandy]

“My eyes watching”

 

[TongueLust]

"Come lace Daddy's wick."