What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[v_indigo]

“That’s new. No problem.”
The cute barista, when I asked for maple syrup in my coffee. It’s been a boring day.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

“That’s new. No problem.”
The cute barista, when I asked for maple syrup in my coffee. It’s been a boring day.

Oooh is that good?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Oooh is that good?

Duh obviously it is....

 

[v_indigo]

Duh obviously it is....

Oat milk and maple syrup!

 

[TongueLust]

"You owe me."

 

[Trubbycat]

"Get up! It's after nine!"

 

[ydahecnot]

Something like "Its like youve got a voodoo doll of my pussy"

I like where this is going.

 

[Apisto42]

20 minutes

 

[bunny4med]

Don't put clothes on before I get home. You won't need them. Then she sent me a crotch shot.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

"You look rough."

 

[Altfountain]

Nice car, I realise it's pretty lame but that's the best there was today.

 

[enbiji]

Nice car, I realise it's pretty lame but that's the best there was today.

When you said you were gonna stop offering technical advice. That got me wet

 

[Altfountain]

Sorry about that, some people shouldn't have the ability to procreate. Let me tell you I despise (not that you have the character to care) week minded people that carry arguments over to other threads.

 

[TheMrBurns]

"Ah oui, mets ton doigt dans mon cul."
And I did

 

[enbiji]

Sorry about that, some people shouldn't have the ability to procreate. Let me tell you I despise (not that you have the character to care) week minded people that carry arguments over to other threads.

Week minded? No, as a woman I'm more on a monthly cycle.

 

[TongueLust]

"Are your titties doing ok?"

 

[Cyber_Bella]

“You’re sexy as fuck…you make me want to explode.”

Something like that.

 

[Pad_Foot]

“Fucking outside was great”

 

[MiaBabe23]

Nothing as yet… clearly need to do better haha

 

[gtnlynn]

My wife and I were talking about our "firsts" including her being my first real kiss (at 15) and first fuck (at 22). She wrote in her diary that our first kiss was "awful." I asked about our first fuck, which was far from her first. She had a lot of sex in college. She said, in effect, "Our first fuck was not that great, but before the night was over, you were the best I had ever had." It made me feel good.

 

[Photog1rl]

So far today it is a tie between, “Well... I wanted to take it slow. I'm a gentleman, princess.”
And, “I want to hear you whimper.”

 

[Girly_girl]

Nothing today

 

[TomTeacher19]

Just be you, darlin'

 

[Apisto42]

“Can I have a taco while you eat my taco?”

Swoon.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I can’t wait for you to sink your fingers into that hot dishwater and get this this kitchen cleaned up.