What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Jeb56]

Nothing

Love your av. There, now you can’t say nothing.

 

[Coyote100]

I am a swallow type of gal.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

"I'm in trouble aren't I?"

 

[sallysparrow23]

"I'm thinking about your fabulous nipples this morning."

 

[VoraciousValue]

"I want to be on top of [your cock.]"

 

[MrsPassion]

“Fuck…you’re going to make me late for work”

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I still smell of cum. That's all your fault."

 

[Seadog777]

Very few people here talk to me.

Truth hurts them.

So.....the answer is nothing.

 

[DirtyMarine]

"Hey"

 

[scposteel]

Dirty, nasty, kinky-- let's hear it!

They really like my voice

 

[woodworkerdom]

Thanks for the coffee

 

[Trubbycat]

Good morning

 

[v_indigo]

I love it when you don't dress up

(I love dressing up, mind you, but I also love "omg heat wave" clothing)

 

[swathyFmly]

Dirty, nasty, kinky-- let's hear it!

What's The Sexiest Thing YOU FANTACISE Somebody TELLING You Today?​

I am sure you would receive more responses. more naugtier..wild.. sexyyy

 

[InThe312]

Octopus

 

[sallysparrow23]

My best girlfriend to me at the pool yesterday, "Girl, your suit. GIRL, your calves!"

 

[spankableBelle]

I think I'm gonna keep that yo myself, but smile at the reminder...

 

[mnbreastluver]

I’m overdue for a colonoscopy

 

[TwoTaTango]

After she saw the groceries in my buggy ..."Whats for Dinner ...Your Place or Mine "

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm making extra rice for leftovers...

 

[PandemicReader8]

"We need to start saving three physical copies of the (in house version of a TPS report)."

You asked...

 

[Wonderer67]

Wife: ”these lips ain’t gonna kiss themselves.”

 

[snexxer]

You should get yourself one of those fake pussies cos my body is fucked.

 

[lilmissdarling]

That I was perceptive.

 

[sister jenny]

I love your cunt