What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[emsway]

I want to hear about your day. I think that’s pretty fuckin’ sexy.


And whoa, beachbaby!!! You are delectable! Simply stunning!

 

[13Fantasies]

Does, "No, PooPoo Butt," from my three-year-old count?

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Does, "No, PooPoo Butt," from my three-year-old count?

Lol, that's hilarious

 

[13Fantasies]

Lol, that's hilarious

Thanks! He thought so too.

 

[Wyldfire]

That it is hot that I wore a dress to pack out of the event and look pretty so early in the morning.

 

[Sienna]

While I was stood at the sink washing up after breakfast, he crept up behind me and put his hands up my t-shirt with his hands on my breasts,
he kissed my neck and whispered; "Love your breasts, nice and smooth and juicy."

 

[angelofthenorth]

It is daddy's responsibility

 

[Leigh81]

Slim pickings for me today
My nephew who is spending the day here at my home said my hair was nice. A compliment more than something sexy lol

L

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I'll let you know if that actually happens...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hang on, let me scroll

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Okay, here's one:

Me: So how do you see our first meeting going down?
Him: When was the last time you were pressed up against a wall?

 

[Beachgirl22]

You're a brat and frustrate me more than anybody and your ass is mine tonight.

 

[islandjoe2]

Well, the day is still young so I am positive there will be more, but the woman at Starbucks did call me "hon" so that's cool.

 

[Rollinbones]

Oh god! Can you hang these undies on the line please? (in a rush and i'd washed them earlier)

 

[snexxer]

Hello bear.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

"Thank you"

 

[Taegul]

Would you like bacon or sausage?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Cheeky

~you like when I'm cheeky, admit it~

You come in many guises, I'll take them all

 

[Tallulah82]

"Babe, I'm still sore from yesterday because you spun me up so bad"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

He asked me if a man had ever rubbed the head of his cock over my nipples.

Now he's got me thinking...

 

[soccermomnympho]

He said you're flat tummy is just made to be cummed on.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'I love it when you talk like a sexy executive.'

 

[numeniusa]

'I love it when you talk like a sexy executive.'

Like "Moving forward, we need a goal orientated approach, let's time-box a cost delta and workshop our way through these opportunities"?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Like "Moving forward, we need a goal orientated approach, let's time-box a cost delta and workshop our way through these opportunities"?

Ha ha! Not quite, let me go find it...

Btw I could take lessons from you, and I'm stealing your workshop phrase!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

So here's the convo:

Me: I'll grant you leniency if you promise to attend to the matter at your earliest convenience.
Him: I love it when you talk like a sexy executive.
Me: I'm even wearing my glasses.
Him: Can't wait to see you take your hair out of the bun and shake it. In slow mo, obviously.