What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[numeniusa]

Ha ha! Not quite, let me go find it...

Btw I could take lessons from you, and I'm stealing your workshop phrase!

Hehe, you're welcome I'm willing to bet there's a 'management bollocks generator' online somewhere

So here's the convo:

Me: I'll grant you leniency if you promise to attend to the matter at your earliest convenience.
Him: I love it when you talk like a sexy executive.
Me: I'm even wearing my glasses.
Him: Can't wait to see you take your hair out of the bun and shake it. In slow mo, obviously.

'your earliest convenience' *giggles*

I think, as an executive (sexy, obviously ) you need to be more forthright, though. More 'get it done, stat'...

 

[snowkitten13]

That he can't stop looking at my picture.

 

[numeniusa]

Hehe, you're welcome I'm willing to bet there's a 'management bollocks generator' online somewhere

Ah, the internet. Here's one:

http://www.buzzwords4u.co.uk/

My first spin, I kid you not:

"Could you provide me with a timeline on when you will be very productive in the back end?"

That's given me some ideas for later...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ah, the internet. Here's one:

http://www.buzzwords4u.co.uk/

My first spin, I kid you not:

"Could you provide me with a timeline on when you will be very productive in the back end?"

That's given me some ideas for later...

I giggled.

This is great, I'm going to have a lot of fun with it next week!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

We're going to need to replace the cabin filter for your car....

 

[Karabare]

We're going to need to replace the cabin filter for your car....

Super sexy.

"Those compression socks are funky"

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Super sexy.

"Those compression socks are funky"

"We over-charged you for the rolls of plastic. We charged you for 14 rolls, but you only got 1. I took it off your bill."

I DIDN'T get screwed - that's how sexy things got for me....

 

[Jada59]

Super sexy.

"Those compression socks are funky"

OMG! As I read this, I was holding my compression socks in my hand. I am fixing to put them on right now. All of a sudden I feel even sexier than before!

*Fans self*

 

[Violetvixen1]

You just stay in bed, I’ll make you some waffles.

 

[Farawyn]

“I fixed your sinks and your tub while you were out with your mom tonight.”

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Nothing.

The ones I want to be sexy for are either gone or they've lost interest.

Bleh

 

[Trekka]

“I fixed your sinks and your tub while you were out with your mom tonight.”

This is EXACTLY what happened to me! Like, lovestruck.

 

[zydrate]

"Thanks for nothing"

 

[MrPractical]

You have nice hair

 

[curvyangel1969]

You remind me of a Weeble wobble...I'm taking that as a compliment to my innate Grace.

 

[Farawyn]

This is EXACTLY what happened to me! Like, lovestruck.

I got a little wet.

 

[MrEd63]

"You can use any of my holes"

 

[Tallulah82]

"Good morning, here's a cup of tea"

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

"You have a body of a model.."

"I am touching myself to your photo."

 

[Sienna]

Unloading a box from my car, a worker whistled and shouted; "Don't bend over too much in that skirt, I can see where your stockings end and the rest of you begins..."

 

[13Fantasies]

"You have a body of a model.."

"I am touching myself to your photo."

Awwww.

 

[snexxer]

You too bear.

 

[BadAmy]

"Tit slut." Goddamm. That bit me, but good.

 

[rainbowdash30]

"If you keep leaning over like that, I'm going to blow a load in my boxers."

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

Awwww.

You are stalking Mr 13Fantasies I like you doing that

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"I find that sexual attraction is far greater when I am attracted to the nonsexual parts of the person."

".... and smart and kind are part of sexy."

" I will love pleasing you. Every part of you."