What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[LizVegas79]

"You purr when you talk." Untrue but very sweet.

THAT is SUPER sexy! Like the super sexiest thing I've heard in a long, long time!

All I've gotten today so far is, "Sign here, please."

 

[angelofthenorth]

Not posting it here, but it was just...wow

I only called you a girl, it wasn't that wow!!

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I only called you a girl, it wasn't that wow!!

That's the second sexiest.

Obvs.

 

[JJonah]

“Walk of shame.”

 

[LikeableMe]

It’s 9:17pm and I havent spoken to anyone at all

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

"You make me wanna be a gangsta rapper."
-Matt_Next_Door

1. Of course I do. I'm so street.
2. I did have permission for the quote.
3. See me for those fresh beats.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Baby told me I have a beautiful soul. Best compliment ever!

 

[jmarx20102012]

Fucking nothing.

 

[CucumberLemonade]

"Homemade Spaghetti sauce simmering for dinner "

 

[Polranny]

"Homemade Spaghetti sauce simmering for dinner "

You’re sexy and exciting!

 

[hotcpu]

YOU ARE GETTING ME CRAZY OVER YOU WHEN I SEE YOU IN YOUR WILD HAIR!

 

[BradBigBrain]

"I fucking love this!!!

Seriously, I just want to climb into that front seat and maul your dick with my mouth. "

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Nothing today

 

[LikeableMe]

No one has spoken to me today. And the only person I expect to, is the one who asks me to either confirm my last name, or show ID when I run down the road to collect an order

 

[sneb]

Your ghosts haunt me when I am alone,
I have forgotten you but either you are dead so far away my dove!

 

[bunny4med]

My tongue is the perfect alarm clock.

 

[Jada59]

Have not talked to anyone yet today but got an email ad for vibrators. Does that count?

 

[sneb]

Have not talked to anyone yet today but got an email ad for vibrators. Does that count?

Of course, if they are do their job well.

 

[MrEd63]

The cute girl who wants to be my cum slut

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I just woke up and needed you."

 

[StElmosFire]

Have not talked to anyone yet today but got an email ad for vibrators. Does that count?

I'd hold out for a better offer, but let's not be hasty and throw this one out just yet.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Go home...my team leader said it when the afternoon staff came on duty...sounded damn good to me

 

[pumaman23]

No words, just a series of slow tender licks...

Of course the dog was just saying "feed me you lazy bastard" but a guy can dream, right?

 

[BlackCashmere]

It is only 1130 am...too early yet...But my guess is that It may be slim pickings today LOL

 

[mnbreastluver]

I took out the trash.