What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

"Can you take the trash out?"

Sexy! Excuse me while I violently jack off.

(Being fair, the trash did have to go out)
 
Package deal, words and attitude:

I was leaving Staples and a cute, well-dressed younger guy was walking in and gave me an obvious down and up. So I decided to call him out and was all like, big smile and eye contact and louder than I should have been "Hi! How's it going!"

Of course he gives me another look and a shit eating grin and says "very very good."

And of course I was speechless and just walked back to my car and was like WTF just happened that was awesome.

Cocky young things... get me every time :eek:
 
Let’s just say I’ve had a great start to my day :heart: and it’s only 9:45am. Can’t wait to see what else today holds.
 
MMMmmm

He said, "want me to caress your back so you can relax a bit"?

(Yes, I started to have moisture with the first step!)
 
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