What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[emsway]

I'm scrolling, scrolling, scrolling.....

Oh!

"Fuck, you make me laugh."

 

[Whiskeyjack]

"Do you want the rest of my fries?"

Gets me right in the feels every single time.

 

[ydahecnot]

That I have sexy buns

Sadly, you are a baker

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hey pretty. I’d love to kiss your lips and work my way down to ur pretty pink place and put 10 inches in you.

 

[Tenderkiss]

Nothing... well, one guy tried hitting on me.. My username strikes again.

 

[LizVegas79]

Nothing... well, one guy tried hitting on me.. My username strikes again.

No sexy compliments so far today but yesterday someone called me a "Supreme Being" which was a first.

I'd be willing to bet he just wanted to do a pervy science fiction roleplay with me or something and didn't really mean it though.

 

[ashik09]

No sexy compliments so far today but yesterday someone called me a "Supreme Being" which was a first.

I'd be willing to bet he just wanted to do a pervy science fiction roleplay with me or something and didn't really mean it though.

Oh, I didn't even know pervy sci-fi RP was an option with you. Can I get on that bandwagon?

 

[MrEd63]

Nothing today - but I did win the Mr Sleek award at my Slimming World group on Wednesday

 

[RedJack81]

Nothing today - but I did win the Mr Sleek award at my Slimming World group on Wednesday

Well done, thats awesome. I did SW a good few years back. Those kind of awards matter!

Sexiest thing for me.....nothing!

 

[MrEd63]

Well done, thats awesome. I did SW a good few years back. Those kind of awards matter!

Sexiest thing for me.....nothing!

Thanks - I've lost nearly 4 stone since June

 

[RedJack81]

Thanks - I've lost nearly 4 stone since June

thats briliant, well done you

 

[Tallulah82]

Nothing today - but I did win the Mr Sleek award at my Slimming World group on Wednesday

Woohoo! Congrats, Mr Ed!

For me, it's a toss up between a couple of things:

"This is cow shit, madame"

"Don't be a twat"

and, "why are you so cruel"

It still makes me grin just thinking about it. It's this kind of talk that shows me how much he likes me.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Something somebody said about my voice... I was incredibly flattered

 

[Leigh81]

While getting into vehicle at the park this morning a guy told me my SUV was sexy lol


L

 

[Pantyboy74]

Stop that talk.

Yeah as you can see, I live in a world of sexy.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Stop that talk.

Yeah as you can see, I live in a world of sexy.

I think that could be crazy sexy in the right context... For example if the person saying it then muffled you with their genitals...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"You wanna do kinky fuckery with me?"

Of course it was Indie so it doesn't count ...

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

"You wanna do kinky fuckery with me?"

Of course it was Indie so it doesn't count ...

It totally should though!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It totally should though!

You'd have a good idea of how that might pan out.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

You'd have a good idea of how that might pan out.

Oh yeah, I have a lot of good ideas.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Oh yeah, I have a lot of good ideas.

Hehe, I don't doubt it.
Purrrr....

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Hehe, I don't doubt it.
Purrrr....

Puuurrrrrrrrr

 

[JustAnotherMD]

Sometimes when you're snoring I fantasize about killing you.

 

[Bdm20]

“NO! Did you forget that we did it Thursday?”

 

[JustAnotherMD]

I've heard that too...until I got my CPAP.

Have you noticed your sleep is better?