What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[emsway]

Context. You need context.

 

[AbsintheFather]

And you thought this was sexy? I admire your imagination

*runs and throws myself at LIG!*

I have missed you!

I'll say it's been a while . . we missed all of baseball season

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'll say it's been a while . . we missed all of baseball season

*nods*

When he said he loved the O's, I thought we had something in common. Boy, was I mistaken.

 

[AbsintheFather]

*nods*

When he said he loved the O's, I thought we had something in common. Boy, was I mistaken.

So you struck out, huh?

 

[barefootgirl69]

So you struck out, huh?

Nah... more like he did.

*runs away laughing*

I'm teasing. Nothing of the sort happened.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Context. You need context.

I thought it was much better without

 

[mnbreastluver]

It’s about time for your colonoscopy.

 

[fisherfella]

your feet are very cuddly and soft..
wow

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

*runs and throws myself at LIG!*

I have missed you!

I'll say it's been a while . . we missed all of baseball season

Thank you BFG!

And AF, in case you may not have noticed, EVERYONE in B-more missed all of baseball season. Mostly we were covering our eyes in horror.

 

[catherinewheel77]

“You’re a mouthy little minx, aren’t you? “

 

[alwaysaway]

I’m about to have pizza for lunch

 

[Sienna]

Whilst lying in bed relaxing naked: "I love the way your pussy lips pout, inviting a kiss..."

 

[ashik09]

Whilst lying in bed relaxing naked: "I love the way your pussy lips pout, inviting a kiss..."

Intimate AND sexy. A perfect mix.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Some random woman said I was hot. Then she walked down the street and kissed a mailbox....so...

 

[mnbreastluver]

There all kind of uses for raspberry habanero jelly.

I bought a jar.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Some random woman said I was hot. Then she walked down the street and kissed a mailbox....so...

Lmao!!!
This made my whole day!

 

[Sienna]

Intimate AND sexy. A perfect mix.

I have learned to realise that men in particular love to "explore" your yOni even though they have been there many times before Sometimes it leads to some great finger sex or more and sometimes they just seemed interested in what lies beyond those "gates of heaven"

 

[Cymru6969]

"You are my personal loofah"

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Did you behave in church today?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I know your voice is hoarse, but it sounds sexy.

 

[rbijon]

I know your voice is hoarse, but it sounds sexy.

Wow, you really are a rogue.

 

[JerseyJade]

That I smelled nice.

 

[CharlieB4]

Your fly’s undone... guess it wasn’t a very sexy day.

 

[Wyldfire]

Rise and shine beautiful, time to get ready for work...... LOL. I kind of like having my lady friend work at the same place and shift as I do.

 

[Gemma_0]

That I have a killer ass.